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And his name is Abdul?!? <i>If the name fits, you must convict!</i>

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Glenn Beck did that years ago . . . Hoft is just cashing in on Beck's scam-the-dumbfuck-teatards business model.

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What's even more impressive is that Baldar still has access to his high school machine shop!

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bobbert's avatar

You know, actually, I doubt anyone will say that. These fuckers didn't like Mittens even a little bit -- he was just not-the-black-guy.

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bobbert's avatar

Wait -- based on history, we have to bomb Iraq some more.

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bobbert's avatar

Al Gayda!!!11!!!

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Welcome to the 13th century, Abdul! You're moving up in the world.

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Memo to Google's spiders: Jim Hoft is the Stupidest Man on the Internet. Just saying.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm surprised Hoft didn't have all of the kid's fireworks pictures from Facebook. Obviously obsessed with explosives. ffs. Looks like a nice kid.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wingers see an aluminum tube for enriching uranium.

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What part of "Stupidest Man" do you not get?

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With his name and photo being dangled in front of a mob of ignorant, frothing mouth-breathers, the poor guy actually does need police protection.

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malsperanza's avatar

I hope to goodness this man IS being guarded - as in protected - by law enforcement, given that he is now a target for every violent and mentally ill bigot in America. I'm just going to put this here: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Balbir_Sin...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... because no one remembers this dude's name.

Meanwhile, in his cozy supermax cell, Eric Rudolph is kicking back and reading his fanmail.

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With gun violence racking up ten 9-11 death tolls annually, I think the guntards and NRA have established a number that Obama can't touch without a good-sized war. And "good-sized" means much, much bigger than Iraq.

EDIT: Iraq had the fourth-largest military on the planet, and the US had the largest ... and we had a war .... yet we lose more people to guns here at home, every fucking year.

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Just as they still think Saddam was behind 9-11, Post readers will forever believe that there were 12 dead in Boston. Their minds "set" the way concrete sets.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Jim Hoft also proclaims that the Boston attack cements Obama’s place in history as the “Worst. President. Ever” and a “Complete Failure.”</i>

Dim Jim derps dimly.

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