Here is the latest outrage against all that is good and holy and just in our once-proud nation: According to the Stupidest Man on the Internet, Jim Hoft, "Rocky Mountain High School in Fort Collins replaced “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance with “under Allah.”
"Wait...if it is wrong to make kids say 'One nation under Allah' then it must also be wrong to make them say 'One nation under God'," said one wingnut before his head exploded.
And apparently the Pledge is utterly ineffective at fostering the kind of blind patriotism the wingers seem to prefer. I base this on the number of America-hating socialist atheist muslin kenyans elected POTUS.
Don't you oppress those Christians' religious right to express their sincerely-held, idiotically infantile butthurt! You liberal fascist.
When asked to comment, God, Allah and Dios all apologized to anyone who might have been offended by their association with the United States and its Pledge of Allegiance.
Let&#039;s give The Stupidest Man on the Internet an <a href="https:\/\/encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com\/images\?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_a6OXCw2pBvsUJUB7RwNpjij93JFwTIEgsPCO1_qOGkXf53Tsag" target="_blank">award.</a>
Anticipation is building as fans await the release of the Cultural Arms Club&#039;s new single, &quot;Allah Chameleon.&quot;
Hey, we let one become Governor of California.
All the upfists, Katie.
&quot;Wait...if it is wrong to make kids say &#039;One nation under Allah&#039; then it must also be wrong to make them say &#039;One nation under God&#039;,&quot; said one wingnut before his head exploded.
And apparently the Pledge is utterly ineffective at fostering the kind of blind patriotism the wingers seem to prefer. I base this on the number of America-hating socialist atheist muslin kenyans elected POTUS.
I&#039;ve seen video of an IED going off on a guy&#039;s iPod while we were flying to Amsterdam. It was pretty traumatic.
To get revenge for what he did to the rest of us?
More like, &quot;FAST AND SPURIOUS&quot;
How <i>many</i> virgins? I may...ahem...have better offers.
I shed my blood for bigots&#039; rights to be assholes about what I was doing over there.
Trick question: the answer is Trent Reznor.
Don&#039;t you oppress those Christians&#039; religious right to express their sincerely-held, idiotically infantile butthurt! You liberal fascist.
When asked to comment, God, Allah and Dios all apologized to anyone who might have been offended by their association with the United States and its Pledge of Allegiance.
I think &quot;under God&quot; should replace &quot;in bed&quot; as the fun add-on to every fortune cookie line.
Gehenna, mehenna, let&#039;s call the whole thing off.
Let&#039;s give The Stupidest Man on the Internet an <a href="https:\/\/encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com\/images\?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_a6OXCw2pBvsUJUB7RwNpjij93JFwTIEgsPCO1_qOGkXf53Tsag" target="_blank">award.</a>
He&#039;s worked so hard for it.