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Lefty Mark's avatar

Anticipation is building as fans await the release of the Cultural Arms Club's new single, "Allah Chameleon."

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PubOption's avatar

Hey, we let one become Governor of California.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

All the upfists, Katie.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Wait...if it is wrong to make kids say 'One nation under Allah' then it must also be wrong to make them say 'One nation under God'," said one wingnut before his head exploded.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And apparently the Pledge is utterly ineffective at fostering the kind of blind patriotism the wingers seem to prefer. I base this on the number of America-hating socialist atheist muslin kenyans elected POTUS.

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Jared James's avatar

I've seen video of an IED going off on a guy's iPod while we were flying to Amsterdam. It was pretty traumatic.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To get revenge for what he did to the rest of us?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More like, "FAST AND SPURIOUS"

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

How <i>many</i> virgins? I may...ahem...have better offers.

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Jared James's avatar

I shed my blood for bigots' rights to be assholes about what I was doing over there.

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Jared James's avatar

Trick question: the answer is Trent Reznor.

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Jared James's avatar

Don't you oppress those Christians' religious right to express their sincerely-held, idiotically infantile butthurt! You liberal fascist.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When asked to comment, God, Allah and Dios all apologized to anyone who might have been offended by their association with the United States and its Pledge of Allegiance.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I think "under God" should replace "in bed" as the fun add-on to every fortune cookie line.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Gehenna, mehenna, let's call the whole thing off.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Let's give The Stupidest Man on the Internet an <a href="https:\/\/encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com\/images\?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_a6OXCw2pBvsUJUB7RwNpjij93JFwTIEgsPCO1_qOGkXf53Tsag" target="_blank">award.</a>

He's worked so hard for it.

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