ACHTUNG! DRUDGE SIREN! Shut the fuck up everybody, IMPORTANT NEWS! Jim Hoft, the Stupidest Man on the Internet, announces that he will be having an announcement for us tomorrow, and it is going to leave "'progressives'" "reeling." IS IT PAYING USOUR
<i>&quot;It is our strong belief that, Progressives Today will cause many on the left to re-evaluate their political alliances.&quot;</i>
Memo to PT: The only people on the left reading your drivel are doing it for shits and giggles. (Wonkette wishes to thank you for the free truckloads of fodder.) Also, has anyone told you that your real business -- selling teabagger/wingnut eyeballs to scammy advertisers -- is a crowded field?
The part I dislike about Hoft is how boring his &quot;revelations&quot; are. Dude has not the slightest spark of imagination; at least Jerry Corsi and Joe Farah (scummy grifters they certainly are) manage to put some creative oomf into their wildly untrue scammy bullshit.
Conservatives reeling? <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=G2KI4Vvya-M" target="_blank">Looks like fun</a>, but how, exactly, Hoft is going to get us to to this, I have no idea.
Fun exercise: Google &quot;Progressives Today&quot;.
When the fucking <i>name</i> of your site doesn&#039;t show up on the first six pages (that&#039;s as far as I dug down), you know your site really sucks.
(I&#039;d like to see their faces when they wonder why their traffic is up 1,250%, and find out it was Wonkette&#039;s link that did it.)
<i>&quot;It is our strong belief that, Progressives Today will cause many on the left to re-evaluate their political alliances.&quot;</i>
Memo to PT: The only people on the left reading your drivel are doing it for shits and giggles. (Wonkette wishes to thank you for the free truckloads of fodder.) Also, has anyone told you that your real business -- selling teabagger/wingnut eyeballs to scammy advertisers -- is a crowded field?
<a href="http:\/\/www.wnd.com\/2013\/12\/universe-shattering-twist-in-obama-birth-probe\/" target="_blank">Bob Unruh?</a>
Hey - &quot;spawn of the devil&quot; is just an expression.
There&#039;s an unpleasant mental image.
The part I dislike about Hoft is how boring his &quot;revelations&quot; are. Dude has not the slightest spark of imagination; at least Jerry Corsi and Joe Farah (scummy grifters they certainly are) manage to put some creative oomf into their wildly untrue scammy bullshit.
Conservatives reeling? <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=G2KI4Vvya-M" target="_blank">Looks like fun</a>, but how, exactly, Hoft is going to get us to to this, I have no idea.
Fun exercise: Google &quot;Progressives Today&quot;.
When the fucking <i>name</i> of your site doesn&#039;t show up on the first six pages (that&#039;s as far as I dug down), you know your site really sucks.
(I&#039;d like to see their faces when they wonder why their traffic is up 1,250%, and find out it was Wonkette&#039;s link that did it.)
iPad rotation detector?
<i>&quot;Last fall I was on my deathbed. But, God so graciously gifted me with more time on this Earth.&quot;</i>
The Republican alternative* to Obamacare. _______________________________________ * Results not guaranteed. Your lifespan may vary.
Now I&#039;m against Obamacare.
Tom waits for no man
I&#039;ve been burned before, but Ima go out on a limb and say &quot;Hitler&quot; again.
Seal Team Six... 666.... Coincidence?
I blame Obama.
Adding new meaning to the Friday news <i>dump</i>.
He&#039;s not building a playhouse for the children, for damn sure.