37 Comments
User's avatar
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"It is our strong belief that, Progressives Today will cause many on the left to re-evaluate their political alliances."</i>

Memo to PT: The only people on the left reading your drivel are doing it for shits and giggles. (Wonkette wishes to thank you for the free truckloads of fodder.) Also, has anyone told you that your real business -- selling teabagger/wingnut eyeballs to scammy advertisers -- is a crowded field?

Expand full comment
Jared James's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.wnd.com\/2013\/12\/universe-shattering-twist-in-obama-birth-probe\/" target="_blank">Bob Unruh?</a>

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey - "spawn of the devil" is just an expression.

Expand full comment
Jared James's avatar

There's an unpleasant mental image.

Expand full comment
Jared James's avatar

The part I dislike about Hoft is how boring his "revelations" are. Dude has not the slightest spark of imagination; at least Jerry Corsi and Joe Farah (scummy grifters they certainly are) manage to put some creative oomf into their wildly untrue scammy bullshit.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Conservatives reeling? <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=G2KI4Vvya-M" target="_blank">Looks like fun</a>, but how, exactly, Hoft is going to get us to to this, I have no idea.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Fun exercise: Google "Progressives Today".

When the fucking <i>name</i> of your site doesn't show up on the first six pages (that's as far as I dug down), you know your site really sucks.

(I'd like to see their faces when they wonder why their traffic is up 1,250%, and find out it was Wonkette's link that did it.)

Expand full comment
JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

iPad rotation detector?

Expand full comment
JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Last fall I was on my deathbed. But, God so graciously gifted me with more time on this Earth."</i>

The Republican alternative* to Obamacare. _______________________________________ * Results not guaranteed. Your lifespan may vary.

Expand full comment
JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Now I'm against Obamacare.

Expand full comment
Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tom waits for no man

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I've been burned before, but Ima go out on a limb and say "Hitler" again.

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Seal Team Six... 666.... Coincidence?

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I blame Obama.

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Adding new meaning to the Friday news <i>dump</i>.

Expand full comment
It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

He's not building a playhouse for the children, for damn sure.

Expand full comment