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what the fuck am I seeing?

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The Shrub had Cheney to handle the details.

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Fuckerberg must be so proud that his creation serves as a megaphone for idiots. Too bad he didn't decide in college to just pay the local idiot to stand outside his dorm and shout stupid stuff. It would have spared the rest of us and maybe quelled a few insurrections.

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Biff didn’t even try to drive the truck. He just climbed in and honked the horn.

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It’s like saying “fridge” instead of “refrigerator.” It may not be the official term, but more people use it than not.

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3,000 shares isn’t really that great of a reach. Hannity gets 1,000x that number of viewers on a below-average night.

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well, what he decided in college was to rate the freshman girls, so the whole incel selfishness and irresponsibility is in Facebook's DNA

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He can change or get lost. We've carried these people long enough.

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Cheap and trashy all the way down...

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...and made vroom-vroom noises with his mouth.

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"There's a killer on the road..."Jim Morrison "Riders On the Storm"

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Speaking of vroom, vroom, I'm so excited that Diana Gabaldon's next Outlander book will be out in November.

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Let's ask his mail order spouse, he should know.

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Here, she dated Suttree.

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Oh thank you for sharing! I have been reading her since her second book. I even knit the 'capelet' from the boar-hunting episode for my sister's birthday.

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I'm always amused when one of our editors - Stephen? Dok? - measures some distance in Jeremy Bearimys...

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