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PsycWench's avatar

I wonder if they have a game of putting more and more stupid bullshit into the writing, waiting to see if he catches on. Sort of a literary "Hey, watch this!" thing.

PsycWench's avatar

Personally, I think we need to see the long form death certificate.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Does that Marine have a Messican Long Form Rape Certificate?

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

You MADE IT, baby! Drinks are on you!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>Yr Doktor Zoom is not actually a mommy.</i>

Where'd that Kid come from, then?

I learned all about biology by reading Jim Hoft.

bobbert's avatar

Is that a rhetorical question?

The Quirk's avatar

They have their own nutwork.

Ikimizi's avatar

Oh, so you've tried my chili?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Do I know what rhetorical means?!

Jared James's avatar

And it could all have been avoided if Michael Brown hadn't been gayed up by television and not praying in school.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Professor Parcells in the hallway with the candlestick.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hoft can quibble about some things, but most certainly not about his title as Stupidest Man On The Internet.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When it comes Michael Brown's autopsy Hoft and the wing nuts demand the most respectable academic credentials. When it comes to climate change and evolution, academic credentials are seen as proof of bias and wholly ignored..

Reddishrabbit's avatar

I think he has a masters in that.