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I wonder if they have a game of putting more and more stupid bullshit into the writing, waiting to see if he catches on. Sort of a literary "Hey, watch this!" thing.

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Personally, I think we need to see the long form death certificate.

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Does that Marine have a Messican Long Form Rape Certificate?

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You MADE IT, baby! Drinks are on you!

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<i>Yr Doktor Zoom is not actually a mommy.</i>

Where'd that Kid come from, then?

I learned all about biology by reading Jim Hoft.

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Is that a rhetorical question?

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Cthulhu?

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They have their own nutwork.

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Oh, so you've tried my chili?

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Do I know what rhetorical means?!

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And it could all have been avoided if Michael Brown hadn't been gayed up by television and not praying in school.

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decent human being.

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Professor Parcells in the hallway with the candlestick.

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Hoft can quibble about some things, but most certainly not about his title as Stupidest Man On The Internet.

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When it comes Michael Brown's autopsy Hoft and the wing nuts demand the most respectable academic credentials. When it comes to climate change and evolution, academic credentials are seen as proof of bias and wholly ignored..

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I think he has a masters in that.

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