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“So take another tokeHave some blow for you noseAnother drink would drown you”

Lynyrd Skynyrd

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Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Compound....

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Or just Fecked Up Beyond All Reality?

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Hilarious weed delivery service commercial:

https://youtu.be/HrTcwOJpRk4

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If anybody ever earned pot gummies, it's Obama. Seriously. I hope a friendly neighborhood Colorado hippie sent a care package before Trump's inauguration.

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Honestly, the world would be a far better place if America's vast array of moral scolds and conspiracy theorists started pooping the occasional pot gummy bear.

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If I comment on Brietbart, first there's the predictable pile on and people calling me a troll (I say yep, that's "reality check troll" to you) but within 5 minutes my posts are being deleted. Someone is really watching the comments there with an eagle eye and valid points that contradict their little fantasy narrative are verboten.

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You're so NOT judgmental. What's your problem?

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Me, I'd have a couple of blotters underneath my Duragesic patch. A quart of Sambuca poured into a pitcher of Tension Tamer tea.

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It's great this guy is on to Bam's Machiavellian ways and it is reassuring that Drumpf is cool with making up 2 million votes, a mad skill for next election.

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Well under Trump maths the R did win, cos messicans.

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Yes. That and water-skiing followed with popcorn and a good movie.

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He was just on a recent new episode!

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Oh, that's awesome! (I need to catch up with the new season.) Still, he hasn't been around nearly as often. :(

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"If that's the case, Democrats better be very, very worried."It isn't, and we're not.

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