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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Every time I see that picture I think, c'mon wonkette...be fair. You just had to pick the snap of him looking his derpiest, didn't you? Then I looked him up online...holy shit...how did you pick that picture in all of it's derpy glory out off ALL the pictures of him being a derp?

It must have been a Sophie's Choice of derp.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Oboyoboyoboy . . . I can Poe them mercilessly for the larfs.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yow! How in hell am I gonna parody <i>that?</i>

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Chris Grrr's avatar

How can you have any medication if you don't get well?!?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

assuming she can get past the stench of stale Cheetos and dried semen

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bobbert's avatar

Like my damn kids.

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diogenez's avatar

Will these storm troopers dance for me?

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chascates's avatar

Jim Hoft makes Jennifer Rubin look like Farrah Fawcett.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Did Edgar Winter dress up like Guy Gardner for Halloween or something?

(Eleven people will get that.)

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Painter of Goats's avatar

By "preparing the house for illegal alien drug mules" I assume you mean standardizing all doorways to fit cantaloupe sized calves.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Hmmm, maybe it is...that could explain why they are so angry all the time.

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bobbert's avatar

Riemann?

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PubOption's avatar

And seize high-flush toilets.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Inspections as in 'short arm'?

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WA Bishop's avatar

Prince Charles? Not all rulers have twelve inches, alas.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Do not read the comments at Gateway Pundit. Arrrgh!

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