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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Every time I see that picture I think, c'mon wonkette...be fair. You just had to pick the snap of him looking his derpiest, didn't you? Then I looked him up online...holy shit...how did you pick that picture in all of it's derpy glory out off ALL the pictures of him being a derp?

It must have been a Sophie's Choice of derp.

Chris Grrr's avatar

How can you have any medication if you don't get well?!?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

assuming she can get past the stench of stale Cheetos and dried semen

diogenez's avatar

Will these storm troopers dance for me?

chascates's avatar

Jim Hoft makes Jennifer Rubin look like Farrah Fawcett.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Did Edgar Winter dress up like Guy Gardner for Halloween or something?

(Eleven people will get that.)

Painter of Goats's avatar

By "preparing the house for illegal alien drug mules" I assume you mean standardizing all doorways to fit cantaloupe sized calves.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Hmmm, maybe it is...that could explain why they are so angry all the time.

PubOption's avatar

And seize high-flush toilets.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Inspections as in 'short arm'?

WA Bishop's avatar

Prince Charles? Not all rulers have twelve inches, alas.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Do not read the comments at Gateway Pundit. Arrrgh!