Stupidest Man in the World Jim Hoft and Stupidest Guest-Blogger in the World Kristinn Taylor have done their part to help Americans concerned about the Texas Ebola case . They cut right through all the facts and medical information out there, and get straight to the screaming fits of panic we've all been longing for. On Wednesday, Hoft posted
I am all for letting people self-identify whatever gender they feel inside. I'm just not sure that he's made it all that clear; I've never seen a photo of him waving a gun around.
Chris Matthews says Obama pretty much flat-out lied when he said "in the unlikely event someone with Ebola reaches the U.S.". BECAUSE NOW IT HAPPENED! But Matthews isn't on the internet so SMOTI is safe ... for now.
Jim Hoft and company have soulmates in <a href="http:\/\/gadling.com\/2013\/09\/10\/Australian-pig-steals-beer\/" target="_blank">Australia</a>
Hello, baby Yeah, this is the Big Puker speakin&#039; Ha ha ha ha ha, oh you sweet thing Do I what? Will I what? Oh baby, you know what I hurl [Chorus] Ebola lace and a queasy face And a trail of dribble a-hangin&#039; down That stagger in the walk And the gagger in the talk Oh baby, you know what I like.
I am all for letting people self-identify whatever gender they feel inside. I&#039;m just not sure that he&#039;s made it all that clear; I&#039;ve never seen a photo of him waving a gun around.
Don&#039;t puke in front of a cop. Just sayin&#039;.
Wearing sandals!
Pass the bleach, please.
Damnit. You guys just made me bleed out my laughhole.
Buh buh buh buh buh ebola Buh buh buh buh buh ebola hace vomita E abajo e arriba Ay abajo e arriba Por tanta Tejas, por tanta Tejas.
Yo no soy cientifico Yo no soy cientifico, es infermidad, infermidad. Ebola, bola.....
&quot;the #Ebola patient&quot;
Soak your devices in bleach.
I despair that there is any treatment for that form of vomit, but it appears to be highly contagious.
The only cure for a bad guy with Ebola is a good guy with Ebola. That probably makes sense to Jim Hoft.
Chris Matthews says Obama pretty much flat-out lied when he said &quot;in the unlikely event someone with Ebola reaches the U.S.&quot;. BECAUSE NOW IT HAPPENED! But Matthews isn&#039;t on the internet so SMOTI is safe ... for now.
Jim Hoft and company have soulmates in <a href="http:\/\/gadling.com\/2013\/09\/10\/Australian-pig-steals-beer\/" target="_blank">Australia</a>
Last winter, I got a great discount on a vacation at a sandles resort. I gotta say, it was a bit disappointing.
Ebola laced?
Hello, baby Yeah, this is the Big Puker speakin&#039; Ha ha ha ha ha, oh you sweet thing Do I what? Will I what? Oh baby, you know what I hurl [Chorus] Ebola lace and a queasy face And a trail of dribble a-hangin&#039; down That stagger in the walk And the gagger in the talk Oh baby, you know what I like.
Alcohol can be used to kill germs too. Try drinking that. Lots of that. I know I will when I get home tonight.
Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye.
I was NOT prepared for a SMOTI Friday.