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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I am all for letting people self-identify whatever gender they feel inside. I'm just not sure that he's made it all that clear; I've never seen a photo of him waving a gun around.

The Quirk's avatar

Don't puke in front of a cop. Just sayin'.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Damnit. You guys just made me bleed out my laughhole.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Buh buh buh buh buh ebola Buh buh buh buh buh ebola hace vomita E abajo e arriba Ay abajo e arriba Por tanta Tejas, por tanta Tejas.

Yo no soy cientifico Yo no soy cientifico, es infermidad, infermidad. Ebola, bola.....

Ikimizi's avatar

"the #Ebola patient"

Soak your devices in bleach.

PsycWench's avatar

I despair that there is any treatment for that form of vomit, but it appears to be highly contagious.

PsycWench's avatar

The only cure for a bad guy with Ebola is a good guy with Ebola. That probably makes sense to Jim Hoft.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Chris Matthews says Obama pretty much flat-out lied when he said "in the unlikely event someone with Ebola reaches the U.S.". BECAUSE NOW IT HAPPENED! But Matthews isn't on the internet so SMOTI is safe ... for now.

PsycWench's avatar

Jim Hoft and company have soulmates in <a href="http:\/\/gadling.com\/2013\/09\/10\/Australian-pig-steals-beer\/" target="_blank">Australia</a>

Ikimizi's avatar

Last winter, I got a great discount on a vacation at a sandles resort. I gotta say, it was a bit disappointing.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ebola laced?

Hello, baby Yeah, this is the Big Puker speakin' Ha ha ha ha ha, oh you sweet thing Do I what? Will I what? Oh baby, you know what I hurl [Chorus] Ebola lace and a queasy face And a trail of dribble a-hangin' down That stagger in the walk And the gagger in the talk Oh baby, you know what I like.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Alcohol can be used to kill germs too. Try drinking that. Lots of that. I know I will when I get home tonight.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I was NOT prepared for a SMOTI Friday.