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ValiumNation's avatar

Mittens/Palin would be a gruesome twosome. Just throw in some brownshirts and you're good to go!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

There's always the classic "My Presidential Candidate Went on an International Tour to Prove He Could Be a World Leader and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Wait until (r)Money's first debate with President Obama. After rolling over his opponents in the primaries, and months of softball infomercials with the FoxPAC, (r)Money won't know what hit him.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Reminded me of Sheer InSannity being chased through the snows of New Hampshire by Ron Paul's fans.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

To be fair, it's hard to see it through the Seamus runoff.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Mitt's trip was a success!

And most androids consider Chuck E. Cheese a "modified petting zoo."

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Vienna Woods's avatar

With interpretive dance!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Only those who have advanced all the way through the program, spending half a million dollars and decades of their lives, have earned the right to be let in on the joke.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Your move, Rebecca. Looks like a Wonkette fundraiser to me.

Or, at least, a funraiser.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Guppy:

I can't agree with you on that one. Joe Biden is genuine. Not perfect, but at his core a really good guy who wouldn't try to hurt anyone else. Particularly in light of what he's been through in his life, I can't see him just being a jerk.

Sometimes Mr. Biden is too out there - but never out of malice. And he's a heck of a lot smarter than many people credit. I am really looking forward to the Vice Presidential candidate debate. It's going to be Lloyd Bentson vs. Dan Quayle all over again. Can't wait...

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chascates's avatar

See? There's just something about the 'Holy Land' that makes people want to kill!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yes, that sure is quite the holy site.

Walter can explain all about holiness:

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*!

<i>Shomer shabbos! </i>

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Elizabeth Berkley just had a baby!

Which gives me the hook to point out the remarkably similarity between the very boring "R" logo of the (r)Money campaign, and the never boring Showgirl's movie poster with Ms. Berkley's leg.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Cafe Press?

After reading the above comment, I would amend that to "(r)Money's Big Time Kiss My Ass World Tour 2012" with "London / Israel / Poland " listed like the rock bands do.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

If I could give that comment two thumbs up I would !

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I don't understand why The Press would bother to ask (r)Money any questions. Within about 24 hours he'll have all different answers.

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