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So looking forward to the weekly op-ed by Frank Broni.

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Daily contributions to Wonkette have done wonders to enhance my "p"-ness. Eat your heart out, Smiling Bob.

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"if we shift tax revenue to money collected from a carbon tax, we can slash income, payroll and corporate taxes, incentivize investment and hiring and unleash our economic competitiveness."

And then squash solar and wind power programs, because they won't be a source of carbon tax money.

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They all had some sort of ID card . . . which could have been proof of citizenship.

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You have ruined a <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=GaFiZ8O0ptA" target="_blank">Brian Eno song</a> for me. I keep hearing "Fried Dowd Hat put the poker in the fire ..." in my head. Thanks Dok.

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And the year I was graduated from college I picked hops. Kinda stung in the rain, especially the Bullion. To this day I won't drink beer that's made with Bullion.

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Parties?

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ҙ« <i>And she's b-u-u-u-y-ing a...</i> ҙ«

Oops, wrong StH.

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I often read the NYT on my phone. As for firestarting, it's surprisingly difficult to get wood to burn with a smartphone, even using the Kindle app.

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The FriedDowdHat booth, coming to a state fair near you.

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I'll bet that corn wasn't the only thing that got detassled, IYKWIMAITYD.

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"Let's just do SOMETHING," said everyone about to do something they knew was stupid.

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"“It’s like a return to the Gilded Age,” said Sharon Baum of the Corcoran Group,"

Leave it to a NYC real estate agent to say this like it's a good thing.

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Wonket is warm and familiar. We need no snark outlets other than Wonket. Forget everything you read elsewhere and go back to sleep.

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It's just the drug cartels maximizing their profits. Those 13 year olds are working for Big Anatabloc

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