We were going to skip the New York Times this morning because really, how many times can we yell about Thomas Friedman (ok, all of the times) and threaten to eat the rich?
Parent of sons (and step-f of daughter) here: I was a fucking liberal before I had kids, and I remain a fucking liberal now, so fuck your fucking "study", Mr. Fuckhead.
No no, the "Cook Islands" are really the Hawaiian Islands, discovered by Captain Cook in 1787. When you call them the Cook Islands, US law no longer applies. That's how you-know-who got his birf certifikat.
<i>In fact, we&rsquo;d rather call our mother and ask her to graphically describe what it is like to give head to our father than hear what Ross Douthat thinks about the beast with two backs.</i>
Got any nude pictures of your mom, Snipy? Want some?
I&#039;m impressed by what I saw you did there.
Mmm, Sandwich Islands?
Nah, those were discovered by the Earl of Sandwich, inventor of the submarine.
Wait, are you talking about Friedman?
Because I&#039;m not on his goddam side.
Fucker is a convert-by-marriage to the moneyed class.
A remark for Mr. D,
Parent of sons (and step-f of daughter) here: I was a fucking liberal before I had kids, and I remain a fucking liberal now, so fuck your fucking &quot;study&quot;, Mr. Fuckhead.
If it were possible to short common sense, we&#039;d all be rich.
And who says there is no proper verse anymore?
Uncertainty?
There are no &quot;assets&quot;. There are only &quot; &#039;assets&#039; &quot;.
Ach du fucking Lieber.
No no, the &quot;Cook Islands&quot; are really the Hawaiian Islands, discovered by Captain Cook in 1787. When you call them the Cook Islands, US law no longer applies. That&#039;s how you-know-who got his birf certifikat.
I myself am going long on Ho-Hos.
There&#039;s always money in the Bananastand.
<i>In fact, we&rsquo;d rather call our mother and ask her to graphically describe what it is like to give head to our father than hear what Ross Douthat thinks about the beast with two backs.</i>
Got any nude pictures of your mom, Snipy? Want some?
Ah, Ross Douthat - a love story, a Greek tragedy, a media rumination, a parable for our times, all wrapped up in one big package of Suck.
No, no, no, no. For all you kids reading at home, Megyn just is white.
For Lily-white Jesus&#039; sake, won&#039;t somebody think of the children??!