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bobbert's avatar

Mmmm. No. Maybe one hour.

bobbert's avatar

Way after the fact, but this should have gotten all the upfists.

bobbert's avatar

You may even be earnest.

bobbert's avatar

Just on the chance that was an "on the gripping hand" reference, thanks.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>The Aristocrats!</i>

Mahousu's avatar

Hey, if you were to spend all day looking at a nude cam and feeling up - excuse me, patting down - people, you'd get a little thirsty, too.

Mahousu's avatar

Surely, you jest. Shirley Hanna-King, to be precise.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Er, <a href="http:\/\/www.news.hypercrit.net\/2012\/11\/13\/einstein-on-misattribution-i-probably-didnt-say-that\/" target="_blank">about that quote</a>. To which I would add that I never thought it was worth repeating even once.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"only agreed to do in exchange for getting to write yet another piece about Bill Clinton’s penis at a future date to be announced."

I thought it was a gift of booze...or am I thinking of Dame Noonington?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Pay off? Christie pays off no one.

"So...Mr. Subatomic Particle...you got a nice place here. I'd hate to see something bad happen to it.."

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Shit: The Ass-fucking of America. "Bend over and relax, middle-America. Mitt is going ot fuck <i>and </i> bore you.

fuflans's avatar

i would watch the mitt romney show if i could relive election night 2012.

i would watch a lot of things to relive election night 2012.

Mahousu's avatar

Blame it on Rio de la Shirley Hanna-King.

NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Dear Gov Christie, is it wrong that I'm smiling?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

David Corn on the "Mitt" doc: <a href="http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/politics\/2014\/01\/mitt-romney-movie-netflix-47-percent" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/01/mitt-...">http://www.motherjones.com/...

Definitely sounds boring as fuck....just like the real Mitt.