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Mmmm. No. Maybe one hour.

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Way after the fact, but this should have gotten all the upfists.

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You may even be earnest.

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Just on the chance that was an "on the gripping hand" reference, thanks.

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<i>The Aristocrats!</i>

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Hey, if you were to spend all day looking at a nude cam and feeling up - excuse me, patting down - people, you'd get a little thirsty, too.

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Surely, you jest. Shirley Hanna-King, to be precise.

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Er, <a href="http:\/\/www.news.hypercrit.net\/2012\/11\/13\/einstein-on-misattribution-i-probably-didnt-say-that\/" target="_blank">about that quote</a>. To which I would add that I never thought it was worth repeating even once.

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"only agreed to do in exchange for getting to write yet another piece about Bill Clinton’s penis at a future date to be announced."

I thought it was a gift of booze...or am I thinking of Dame Noonington?

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Pay off? Christie pays off no one.

"So...Mr. Subatomic Particle...you got a nice place here. I'd hate to see something bad happen to it.."

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Shit: The Ass-fucking of America. "Bend over and relax, middle-America. Mitt is going ot fuck <i>and </i> bore you.

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i would watch the mitt romney show if i could relive election night 2012.

i would watch a lot of things to relive election night 2012.

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Blame it on Rio de la Shirley Hanna-King.

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Dear Gov Christie, is it wrong that I'm smiling?

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David Corn on the "Mitt" doc: <a href="http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/politics\/2014\/01\/mitt-romney-movie-netflix-47-percent" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/01/mitt-...">http://www.motherjones.com/...

Definitely sounds boring as fuck....just like the real Mitt.

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You hadron to go there.....

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