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Paul MacDonald's avatar

Christmas morning I'd be happier with a Hoover, if you know what I mean.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

White people problems strike again.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Ross Don't Douthat

Joshua Norton's avatar

Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bobbert's avatar

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!!!

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

OT: but whenever I try to click over to Happy Nice Times, the screen shivers and then blurs itself, all except the quotes (and the ads, of course). Whatever in the world, Editrix?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Well, to be a LITTLE fair, I think everyone knows how to do that. It's just that if we're not terrible people, we don't.