Before we get started on today's New York Times, let's talk about Christmas gifts. No, we're not asking you for anything, though you should really get us something soon. We just wanted to tell you about a little thing we picked up for you called Hallelujah Sweet Baby Jesus There Is No Maureen Dowd Column This Week. See? We knew that was on your list.
OT: but whenever I try to click over to Happy Nice Times, the screen shivers and then blurs itself, all except the quotes (and the ads, of course). Whatever in the world, Editrix?
Christmas morning I'd be happier with a Hoover, if you know what I mean.
White people problems strike again.
Ross Don't Douthat
Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!!!
OT: but whenever I try to click over to Happy Nice Times, the screen shivers and then blurs itself, all except the quotes (and the ads, of course). Whatever in the world, Editrix?
Well, to be a LITTLE fair, I think everyone knows how to do that. It's just that if we're not terrible people, we don't.