Hello! Still bleary-eyed from losing that hour of sleep? Us too! We're going to blame that for any missteps in this week's Sunday Times roundup. First off, of course, is the big exciting political news that beloved conervative bullyboy icon Rand Paul
"People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil."
Sarah, dear, we know you've been staring enviously across the Bering Strait at Putin's strongman Russia for years. It's time fulfill your deepest desires and go live there.
That dress-code chart is very handy. Without it, the Young Repuglicans for Freedom would all show up in sperry topsiders, white dockers, and double-breasted navy blue yachting jackets.
Oddly, the extra-short skirt is not on the banned list. That means all four of the laydees can dress like a Fox <strike>skank</strike> news anchor.
Invading Venezuela would be a better bet than getting involved in Crimea. The Venezuelan army is puny compared to the Russian, so the Repubs could hope for a quick military campaign, a puppet head of state being installed, and all the oil coming here.
He is &quot;Canadian-born Sen. Rafael [&quot;Edward&quot; is optional - I&#039;m not going to be unreasonable about this] Cruz.&quot;
Please don&#039;t make me point this out again!
Write what you feel, Charlie, don&#039;t leave any doubt.
In my day &quot;plating&quot; was something that you found either on cheap jewelry or on the outside of tanks.
Wrong. Screamin&#039; Jay Hawkins.
SJH was the spellcaster.
Brown was the pyromaniac.
Vlad the Puffin wore a <i>shirt?</i>
&quot;People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil.&quot;
Sarah, dear, we know you&#039;ve been staring enviously across the Bering Strait at Putin&#039;s strongman Russia for years. It&#039;s time fulfill your deepest desires and go live there.
Rand Paul wore jeans, Fossil Fuel Guy wore a t shirt. Are republicans more flexible of mind than I thought, or do they not bother to read the rules?
That dress-code chart is very handy. Without it, the Young Repuglicans for Freedom would all show up in sperry topsiders, white dockers, and double-breasted navy blue yachting jackets.
Oddly, the extra-short skirt is not on the banned list. That means all four of the laydees can dress like a Fox <strike>skank</strike> news anchor.
No surprise that Duh Gov&#039; tries a bit in 2014 that the Rev. Jesse Jackson used in 1984: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPxPciXcJvc">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Rules are for the 47%.
&lt;3 totally stealing this.
But he can use it to get expensive floppy disks!
She&#039;s entrancing.
Invading Venezuela would be a better bet than getting involved in Crimea. The Venezuelan army is puny compared to the Russian, so the Repubs could hope for a quick military campaign, a puppet head of state being installed, and all the oil coming here.
No. No! NO!
We have already discussed this.
He isn&#039;t &quot;Ted Cruz.&quot;
He is &quot;Canadian-born Sen. Rafael [&quot;Edward&quot; is optional - I&#039;m not going to be unreasonable about this] Cruz.&quot;
Please don&#039;t make me point this out again!
I chortled far louder than necessary at your amazing list
&quot;Conervative&quot; should be a real word.