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jqheywood's avatar

You win the wonkette today!

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Mahousu's avatar

I'm glad somebody is trying to do that. Honestly, for such a bright boy, Thomas can be incredibly thick-headed at times.

So what are you teaching him, anyway? Is it sinking in?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the woman needs an "I'm with stupid" T-shirt where the arrow points straight up

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Or the ghost of a chance that anything like this will actually come to pass.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Got here late, and went to look at the Douthat article. You fail to mention there's a little bit at the top that says "I phoned this in early and I'm damned if I'm going to change anything just because yesterday's speech made this all irrelevant". Also, even the medievalism is lazy. Where is Duns Scotus? Where is Eriugena? Must try harder. "There does not seem to be a similarly high-larious name for dudes that date the lady athletes because we do not know why." May I suggest HATs? (Husbands and toyboys.)

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Lefty Mark's avatar

She has already written one ("Going Rogue"), but it ends with the 2008 election. So that's Volume I.

"Am I The Idiot?" will be Volume II.

Followed by the started, but never finished, Volumes III ("Do I Even Need To Ask?") and IV ("Don't Answer That").

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PubOption's avatar

Oh, brave new world, that has such people in it.

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fuflans's avatar

PUPPY!!!!!1!1!!!

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WA Bishop's avatar

Yes, he left any gray area behind, oh, about 33 years ago?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>There does not seem to be a similarly high-larious name for dudes that date the lady athletes because we do not know why.</i>

Mainly because they can't come up with a catchy/cutsie acronym for "usually stuffs a tube sock down his pants".

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I liked the Cathy Lanier piece. Not catty or Dowd-like at all. I have no comment on her appearance or personal life, however.

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schmannity's avatar

"Slop closet" was a distant third when naming the Shake Shack.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ross should really just stop- period

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

worse yet, 500 words on Thomas Friedman twerking

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Customers who bought this bullshit also bought

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