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A.) Congrats! Sounds like you made it through the trial-by-fire and now on the career road!;B.) That is SO you. You're such a hero!!! :0)

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Merci

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Heeheehee well played.

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Who?

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Then I would say you are not only on solid ground, but you are much better person than President Trump.

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Please don't do that to yourself.

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Don't forget Sarah Palin.....

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And my hands would get all sweaty holding someone else's hands for all that time.

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If it occurred in the Oval Office, Omarosa could have just emailed Putin for copies of the conversation.

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Isn't he some kind of falafel/loofa hybrid?

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Hey, kids! Let's not forget that NDA's for government employees aren't legally binding, because Traitor Trump is not the employer of these people. We are. We pay their salaries.

And I didn't sign no NDA on behalf of Traitor Trump.

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this is my second favorite post of the night.

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Well, put the Huckabee family down for the dog killing, at the very least.

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"As the Holy Book says in the Book of Holes, 'For they knew not their holes, from an ass on the ground'". -- Firesign

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