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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

It’s some of Scalia’s quotes.

https://www.google.com/amp/...

Had to use it because he overturned 200 years of legal precedence with Heller and Citizens United.

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anomie's avatar

What circumstances could have even caused him to do that? Does anyone know??I thought it was computer generated at first. But sadly and barfingly, no.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

LBJ would grab the Orange Menace by the ears and skull-fuck him into the next Universe while smoking a cigar and taking calls from outraged Senators

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

That sounds like a Rule 34 part test

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Grease fires burn pretty hot, so, dwarf?At least his hands would match, finally

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Dante Ardenz's avatar

Wow , thank you Mr. Mora . Great history , analysis . Reagan and Bush would be drummed out of the GOP today ,for there answers .Much to " Liberal and Compassionate " for the " Conservative Cult " base now .

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

If that expression was a comment she'd be banhammered.

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rtpoeman's avatar

Gin.

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rtpoeman's avatar

He's "outstanding" because no one wants him seated at their table?

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rtpoeman's avatar

When did you stop jerking off Trump?

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texcynical's avatar

"If [Donald Trump] says that [he] ejaculated into [your] mouth on two occasions in the Oval Office area, would [he] be lying?"

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Yeah, like the process where they threw out 100 years of precedents for Citizens United, virtually stripping all the hard-won protections of our electoral process and paving the way for the corporate takeover of our government, which instantly congealed into a putrid mass of corruption under the demented autocrat, Trump.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

In the bathroom.

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