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Blockhead. Literally. Look at the profile pic.

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"I move on them like a bitch, grab them by the pussy"

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Sounds more like she's got her hands on the shovels.

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No it won't. Not if McConnell has anything to say about it.

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There's a new Presidential limousine!, if that counts.

#MAGA!

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Not to mention owns the libs.

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They're Democrat deaths, so they don't count.

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I saw I-Move-On-Them-Like-A-Bitch-Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief's comments on the Kavanaugh allegations on the news, and it did NOT please me.

About as much as the dickface Sprinter who cut into my lane on the highway on the way home.

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although a late Victorian Daria would be kinda cool.

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Clearly these women are all lying and it is a ghastly left-wing slander orchestrated by Deep State monsters. Just ask any fossilized old Republican. Ask Alex Jones. Don't ask anybody normal, though. The most tepid somebody normal would say, "Looks more and more like there is something to this and he shouldn't be handing down judgements from the highest legal bench."

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I maybe love Carol just a little bit. My girl kitty's last name is Danvers. (Her middle name is Brunhilde for Valkyrie.)

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Yeah, I was coming more from a collective bargaining arbitration perspective - mostly cost is spit equally by union and employer so arbitrators pretty fairly rule cuz they know either party can refuse to ever hire them again in the future.

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I donated to Stephen Colbert’s sister when she ran against him. So I tried.

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You might be right, but I’m basing it on the forced arbitration that you are forced to when you accept a job. Like Gretchen Carlson had at Fox News And the Senate has in cases of sexual harassment. It’s a “neutral” arbitrator that is paid and hired BY the employers/harassers. The ones who magically always rule mostly for the employer. But yeah, in theory, this Mickey Mouse shirt on Thursday wouldn’t even qualify for that.

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Yep. If you are a scumbag, those are the names you don’t want to see attached to a story about you. Props to Jon Lovett for the “#MeToo avenging angel” moniker. It’s perfect for Farrow and Mayer.

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I know but there are no gifs from 1890’s

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