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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

To quote myself on Bluesky:

At this point it seems pretty clear to me there's only one possible conclusion:

Schumer, along with much of the old guard Democratic Party, is in on the con. Prove me wrong - I'll wait.

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Zen Gali's avatar

"where was Laken Riley’s due process?"

So you're saying we're no better than Laken Riley's killer?

Message received.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

I'm getting off the couch on 3/31 for PDX Tesla peaceful protest. Feeling like it's pointless to keep emailing my Congresspeople when they seem be onboard anyway.

https://mobilize.us/s/xzTwec

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

I've been referring to 'Chuck the Cuck' as Neville since Kevin McCarthy took leadership of the house......and his lame ass CONGRATULATED him.......

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. I'm so very glad this is your job; mine is hard enough.

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kckitty's avatar

Is it just me? Or does Homan sound like a mush-mouth bully???

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Free beach's avatar

He needs to shave and get a job. Government slacker.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I try to imagine what he's like at home, because I can't imagine him any other way.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

OFFS! Laken Riley wasn’t disappeared by the government and shipped off to a foreign prison. That is such an apples and oranges comparison.

Oh course, Ho-bag is just trying to establish guilt by association by invoking the gang’s name and implying all 240 people shipped off were guilty of her murder.

Except he wants to skip the “by association” part and just declare them all gang members by imperial decree.

It’s pretty simple, if you have evidence that these are dangerous gang members, present it in court. But they don’t want to do that because their “evidence” consists of little more than soccer tattoos.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He was told, and according to reports, and the final tally on the field.

All saying no, he doesn't have a single piece of direct evidence for any of the claims he's made, but many people are saying...

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jltympanum's avatar

Meatball!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Meatball who doesn't need one of those big peener toilets.

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gene108's avatar

Hooman is equating the current actions of the U.S. government with the person who murdered Laken Riley?

Did no one explain to them, “just because ‘everybody’ is doing it, it doesn’t make it right”? That’s kindergarten stuff they were never taught.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Try the other open thread now

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Looks like Martini has fixed it!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Martinis fix everything.

With extra olives.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

SCHUMER: Look, this is an extraordinary moment. It does require extraordinary action. If he defies the Supreme Court, then we are in uncharted territory that we haven't been in for a very long time, and our entire democracy […] I believe that if Donald Trump should defy the courts, public — the public will rise up. We will ri – Democrats will fight it in every single way.

If the Trump administration was wavering in any way about ignoring the courts and then heard this statement from Schumer I guarantee you that they immediately stopped wavering and made plans to go ahead.

They were probably like “Wait. The people? You mean that’s all you got? Some chants and signs? lol. Where’s my fucking steak and lobster? Let’s eat and then get this shit done”

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Schumer has no responsibility. It's always someone else's job.

Including the one he has now. It's someone else's. Get that squatter out of here.

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jamesHatt the Magnificent's avatar

Editor in Chief of the Atlantic “accidentally” got texted Yemen war plans.

LOL. Fuck these guys.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

After being added to an unsanctioned signal chat by accident on insecure personal devices by ... the Director of the NSA

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Give Tulsi a break. She was inviting Vlad, and she transposed two numbers. It could happen to anyone.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I've substack-messaged Marcie about the broken article, and that notification should go to her registered email. Ziggy is unavailable for a bit.

I'll give it a little while and then annoy 'trix with an email about it.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I have many snarky pedantic things to annoy people with!!!!

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lordpnut's avatar

Give 'em hell!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I've got a couple things to say as well, but it's not right unless everyone can be there

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lordpnut's avatar

Give 'em hell!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Unrepentantly so.

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kckitty's avatar

I was a baby hippie at 13! (babysitter made peace-sign necklaces and had us listen to Hair and Woodstock!)

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Gern Blansten's avatar

Thx for being servicey

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clairence's avatar

I wonder if April 2 Liberation Day is when TFG declares martial law to disrupt the nationwide April 5 protests.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm assuming its when he announces that the April 1st special elections in Florida are UNLEGAL and he's banning all future elections.

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Gern Blansten's avatar

“We begin bombing all domestic terrorists with Lee Greenwood bibbles in five minutes.”

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jamesHatt the Magnificent's avatar

I heard it would be 4/20.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Just checked, and the Open Thread still ain't open to us peasants.

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Marty Smit's avatar

I’m getting ‘only paid subscribers can comment’ on the newest article.

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Gern Blansten's avatar

Reckon it’s about time for some serious bootstrap pulling for all us shiftless takers of Wonkette media.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

That is what I mean.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

This is deeply frustrating and, seemingly, increasing in frequency

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

It's just a checkbox being missed when posting the article. Very annoying but not deliberate.

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weejee's avatar

Well we can post toasties here.

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jamesHatt the Magnificent's avatar

Tiger Woods is dating Don Jr.’s ex. LOL I bet they’re pissed.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You know what Don, Jr.'s thinking.

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Gern Blansten's avatar

I wonder how that romance got kindled exactly? Is there a dating app called “Leftover Lovers”?

“When you’re on your way down, why not take a side trip to pound town?”

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"Welcome To Pound Town"

The lost New York Dolls album.

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