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clairence's avatar

I don't want a week! I want another weekend NOW!!

Tim Weston's avatar

Welker every week: "You're not going to hit me with that bat sitting over there are you ?"

VwllssWndr's avatar

Good Ol' Grandpa Gaslighter telling us we're fools if we thought that picture of him as Jesus was a picture of him as Jesus.

Kirsty Gnome #jobhunting's avatar

Is Scott Bessent the food taster? Or little Marco?

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

Mexico, Canada, Portugal, and Spain are the easiest countries to flee to, if'n Uue feel like doing that at some point (cough, cough cough cough).

You will most likely have to learn some Spanish, or French (for Canada).

https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=what+is+the+easiest+country+to+move+to+from+the+us&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

Just in case you wanted to do something like that. (Looks around) Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm.

Kirsty Gnome #jobhunting's avatar

Allo, allo! Ici George. Qui est la?

G-7 in Space's avatar

I'm holding out for Australia- my bestie from College lives there and I've visited on a year visa before so the Gov knows me...

Parakeetist's avatar

ZOMG, that looks like it's out of "The Witcher Pt. III"

G-7 in Space's avatar

I've had less disturbing Nightmares...

Parakeetist's avatar

Yeah, if a dragon is carrying me around in a nightmare, I just picture myself swimming, and it seems to get better

G-7 in Space's avatar

That sounds more like a dream to me friend - I have been a Dragon before...

Antifa Commander's avatar

“Iran declared war on America 47 years ago.”

Boy, Reagan must’ve been pissed off when he heard that! He must’ve sent *all kinds* of weaponry Iran’s way!

Anarchy Pony's avatar

They did not, in fact, do that...

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Everyone's fertilized now. While I was doing that, I noticed new growth on the miniature Bulbophyllum. So far, it seems to be happy. To be fair, they're generally not difficult, but that the little one wants to live sparks joy.

Parakeetist's avatar

Yay for Uue and yr plonts!

(That is how Sir Attenborough says it)

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Before you, you see the majestic Triffid. And now you don't."

SkeptiKC's avatar

The denazins of digital distraction remain hard at work...

G-7 in Space's avatar

Damnably descriptive, Dame Delicious!

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Iran joins the Jesus coalition.

𝘕𝘌𝘞: 🇮🇷🇻🇦🇺🇸 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘗𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘬𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘴: “𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘗𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘰 𝘟𝘐𝘝, 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯. 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘺 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘩.”

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Trump’s gonna need Obamacare to salve that burn.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

I’m not Catholic. But I did protest the movie Dogma when it came out. Here’s why I think Pope Leo is wrong and Donald Trump is right.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I LOVE that movie.

And Loki and I have quite a bit in common.

Goin Green's avatar

I struggle to ever defend the man in charge of the most evil, vile, hateful, destructive, murderous cult in the history world...

So I cannot in good conscience defend either here.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Trump is the sort of man who would steal the coins off a dead man's eyes

Goin Green's avatar

My cousin Freddy went to a Texas state prison for 2 years for stealing a Rolex off a man who was lying in viewing prior to his funeral at a funeral home my high school sweetheart's family owned and where he worked. He did put a fake on him but he was too stupid to find out that they didn't plan on burying the guy in the goddamned watch. That's my family... the MAGA side anyways...

G-7 in Space's avatar

Garden State rip off!

blueicebank's avatar

How crazy are these times? They so cray-cray ...

Got some new stuff for our growing herbs/spices venture. GF then sends me a link suggesting I put one of those cinnamon sticks in my chili. Cray-cray. Also, I made a curry chicken pizza and used as sauce pesto AND aioli. Also cray-cray.

Cats and dogs, is what I'm saying.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Bless Ron Johnson's heart, but there is nothing but tapioca behind those eyes.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Tapioca that’s been sitting out on the counter for a few days.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

🎶 I don't care if it rains or freezes,

Long as I got my AI Jesus,

Riding on the dashboard of my car! 🎵

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This one needs to go as well. Actually, go for it Ogles ... kick out Elno who provably remains in the US under false pretenses.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mjfbkqp2bc25

Rep. Ogles: "The next bill we're working with the White House on is to put more teeth in the denaturalization process so that we can start denaturalizing these people like Mamdani who came into the country under false pretense, and kick them out of the country"

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Okay Andy, quit trying to out-batshit the Louisiana contingent. Don't make me send Clay Higgins over there to kick your sorry ass.

Dirty Work's avatar

Melania didn't come in on a soft porn worker visa. She violated her "Einstein" status when she earned income.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

I must have misheard, I thought she was awarded one of those Epstein visas.

Dirty Work's avatar

Second team Nobel. Missed it by this much.

Dirty Work's avatar

Apparently she does now that the Brazilian women scorned is bout to dump a bucket of tea on her one-and-a-half-lingualness.