Someone is going to have to explain to me like I'm five how it is that people do not understand this
"$200 billion. 3 months. Enough to fund healthcare for every American who needs it — for years. Instead? Trump’s war gets it. This is a choice by Trump ＆ Republicans. Remember that.
I got stuck on that persons hair - 🤔 that one woman judge.? The conversation about excursions and price of gas and I thought gas ?Hair? Pilots? Countries wave good bye
Extraordinary.?!?! Oh no Maximum Campaign ?!?! CH I N A ?!?! 😳🤔🙀
Today's news you can use for tragi-comic relief is that stores selling booze in Mississippi are running out of said consumables. The state run system last year contracted out running its main warehouse to a private firm, which discovered what the concept of deferred maintenance really means. A few hundred thousand cases of liquor and wine are there for the taking, but actually getting to the taking part and even knowing what is there is ... problematic. Yay Mississippi. If you drive thru the state and find people more cranky than usual, this may be why.
Hmmm… The USA has all the guns it could ever want, yet our government is attacking and killing people. Maybe we should rise up against those religious fanatics destroying our country, eh Ron Johnson from Wisconsin?
Oh, I forgot. Only candyasses who are GRRR MAD! because they can’t get a tattoo or a haircut when they want due to a deadly contagious disease is spreading throughout the world are allowed armed rebellion.
Oh, best part is she refused to answer when he asked if boys should be allowed to play girl's sports. She said she was only there for doordash. She deserves a medal.
Um no... the dragon I had in my night terror swiped it's paw and I was cut into horizontal pieces. I watched as my body was spinning in pieces and finally woke up when the section that was my eyes spun around and looked at me. I was around 8 when I had that dream and still remember it 61 years later.🥵
I don't have them anymore. There used to be a program called dialing for dollars that had a wheel you could spin so when I went to bed I would spin the wheel and open the door. If it was a nightmare I would back out and spin the wheel again until I got a nice quiet meadow to sit in. Then I learned how to open doors when I was having a nightmare so I could leave to someplace nice.
Everyone's fertilized now. While I was doing that, I noticed new growth on the miniature Bulbophyllum. So far, it seems to be happy. To be fair, they're generally not difficult, but that the little one wants to live sparks joy.
Someone is going to have to explain to me like I'm five how it is that people do not understand this
"$200 billion. 3 months. Enough to fund healthcare for every American who needs it — for years. Instead? Trump’s war gets it. This is a choice by Trump ＆ Republicans. Remember that.
#HealthcareNotTrumpsWar
#USDemocracy"
https://bsky.app/profile/usdemocracy.bsky.social/post/3mji3ckrbcs24
Ok it's official. I never want to supervise people ever, ever, ever again.
That question was obscene.
"You heard President Díaz-Canel say that he is willing to die for his country. Let me ask you, congressman..."
...ask if he is willing to die for his country? Or rather, for his idol?
I got stuck on that persons hair - 🤔 that one woman judge.? The conversation about excursions and price of gas and I thought gas ?Hair? Pilots? Countries wave good bye
Extraordinary.?!?! Oh no Maximum Campaign ?!?! CH I N A ?!?! 😳🤔🙀
Ta, MM. You have a tough job.
Today's news you can use for tragi-comic relief is that stores selling booze in Mississippi are running out of said consumables. The state run system last year contracted out running its main warehouse to a private firm, which discovered what the concept of deferred maintenance really means. A few hundred thousand cases of liquor and wine are there for the taking, but actually getting to the taking part and even knowing what is there is ... problematic. Yay Mississippi. If you drive thru the state and find people more cranky than usual, this may be why.
America’s Dumbest Senator:
“𝘉𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥.
Hmmm… The USA has all the guns it could ever want, yet our government is attacking and killing people. Maybe we should rise up against those religious fanatics destroying our country, eh Ron Johnson from Wisconsin?
Oh, I forgot. Only candyasses who are GRRR MAD! because they can’t get a tattoo or a haircut when they want due to a deadly contagious disease is spreading throughout the world are allowed armed rebellion.
I don't want a week! I want another weekend NOW!!
Welker every week: "You're not going to hit me with that bat sitting over there are you ?"
O/T: The White House uses Door Dash now? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-puts-doordash-grandma-on-the-spot-about-controversial-issue-as-he-hands-her-a-wad-of-cash/ar-AA20N8aT?cvpid=44b027ed844143f1862f51b64b59bd73
How much vetting does a Door Dash driver get before being allowed in the White House front door.
And how much saliva is on a Big Mac that the employee saw was going to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?
More saliva than beef?
Oops, sorry, "special sauce"
Oh, best part is she refused to answer when he asked if boys should be allowed to play girl's sports. She said she was only there for doordash. She deserves a medal.
She was flown in from Arkansas for this. She's a grandmother of ten who started doing Door Dash deliveries to pay for her husband's cancer treatments.
America!
Jesus. Indeed.
Good Ol' Grandpa Gaslighter telling us we're fools if we thought that picture of him as Jesus was a picture of him as Jesus.
Is Scott Bessent the food taster? Or little Marco?
RFK, Jr. all but volunteered for that job.
Whar Miller when you need him?
Holy Fuckballs
OT:
Mexico, Canada, Portugal, and Spain are the easiest countries to flee to, if'n Uue feel like doing that at some point (cough, cough cough cough).
You will most likely have to learn some Spanish, or French (for Canada).
https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=what+is+the+easiest+country+to+move+to+from+the+us&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
Just in case you wanted to do something like that. (Looks around) Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm.
I'm working on Canadian citizenship by descent. Two more vital records, a photo, and an application fee to go.
My folks came from South Dakota. Not going there at all.
Once the state of George McGovern, now the state of Racist Hair Extension Dog Murder Bitch
I want New Zealand. I like their Sauvignon Blancs.
The orcs are problemish for me.
More wine for me, then! 😁
Allo, allo! Ici George. Qui est la?
Je suis un oiseau. Je suis une perruche.
Vous pouvez me dit Perruchiste.
:) :) :) :)
I'm holding out for Australia- my bestie from College lives there and I've visited on a year visa before so the Gov knows me...
Everything in Australia will kill you. I’ve read it on the internet.
Bill Bryson agrees.
Where's a stupid bomb when you need it?
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7qqkq2zdwq4j5jingukgtuky/bafkreiavz55zfyvjlt7hquyhbhid5bfuqzu4zm5zkxehn4et4risrionza
putting my head in a bench vise after seeing that
ZOMG, that looks like it's out of "The Witcher Pt. III"
I've had less disturbing Nightmares...
Yeah, if a dragon is carrying me around in a nightmare, I just picture myself swimming, and it seems to get better
Um no... the dragon I had in my night terror swiped it's paw and I was cut into horizontal pieces. I watched as my body was spinning in pieces and finally woke up when the section that was my eyes spun around and looked at me. I was around 8 when I had that dream and still remember it 61 years later.🥵
Before you go to sleep, maybe daydream about holding a magic sword, and a shield, and a blessed piece of jewelry.
Then dream about swimming.
Obivously things in the cartoons are true.
I don't have them anymore. There used to be a program called dialing for dollars that had a wheel you could spin so when I went to bed I would spin the wheel and open the door. If it was a nightmare I would back out and spin the wheel again until I got a nice quiet meadow to sit in. Then I learned how to open doors when I was having a nightmare so I could leave to someplace nice.
That sounds more like a dream to me friend - I have been a Dragon before...
“Iran declared war on America 47 years ago.”
Boy, Reagan must’ve been pissed off when he heard that! He must’ve sent *all kinds* of weaponry Iran’s way!
So, Oliver North sold arms to a foreign country we were actively at war with. Sort of providing aid and comfort to the enemy kind of thing.
There use to be a word for that.
They did not, in fact, do that...
Everyone's fertilized now. While I was doing that, I noticed new growth on the miniature Bulbophyllum. So far, it seems to be happy. To be fair, they're generally not difficult, but that the little one wants to live sparks joy.
the only plant I want to fertilize is Donald Trump.
Huzzah!🥳
Yay for Uue and yr plonts!
(That is how Sir Attenborough says it)
"Before you, you see the majestic Triffid. And now you don't."
The denazins of digital distraction remain hard at work...
Damnably descriptive, Dame Delicious!