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"M"'s avatar

Geez, that hideous Republican "I'll tell any lie as long as it will oppress minorities and get me more power" face

"With everything going on with ICE lately, it’s a good time to remember that Democrats tried to get a police reform package (which would have mitigated a lot of this nonsense) passed but voters didn’t give them with enough seats to overcome republican obstruction."

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I Stedman's avatar

Sometimes I wonder if there are some even more interesting names in those Epstein files like Alito, Roberts, and Thomas.

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Resource NW's avatar

Turtle was single for a while during that time, wasn't he?

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I Stedman's avatar

Perhaps for some of it. Mr. Epstein was entertaining people on his island, jet, and townhouse for quite a few decades.

Oh, and being single isn't exactly an excuse for statutory rape, either.

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Resource NW's avatar

No, being single is not a defense. Just wondering if that might explain why the turtle did not push too hard on impeachment.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

There is no one in Washington that can stop this idiot from declaring everything an emergency? Yes there are. They are called Republicans. And What is more , the are fully on board with this mayhem gaslighting this country by saying it is all part of the big beautiful bill that is supposed to make everything wonderful while he unsystematically dismantles every civil protection we have. At some point we are going to have to physically stop this man in his tracks.

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beb's avatar

At 84 Bernie Sanders is smarter than most men half his age.

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PropellerVigo's avatar

Congratulations, you've found the unicorn.

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Zap's avatar

Vance for president! His charisma and overall likability makes him a guaranteed winner!

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TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

It is pretty clear, to me at least, that bernie is passing the torch to AOC

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"WHITAKER: Both sides, again, are going to have to agree to end this war. […] [N]o big chunks or sections are going to be just given that haven't been fought for or earned on the battlefield."

So that's why the proven rapist Trump sent the Marines into LA.

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Brian McCurdy's avatar

If I might be petty for a moment—Vance is 10 years younger than me and either he's aging badly or I'm aging well. I'm hoping it's a little from column A, a little from column B.

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Angryoldman's avatar

Or it could be that you have led a decent life--not without a few flaws no doubt--and he has wallowed in the muck of self-delusion and pathetic humiliation licking the nearest billionaire's balls. And, pettiness is next to godliness where I come from.

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jltympanum's avatar

That seeing a picture of Trump or any of a number of other Republicans makes me queasy goes without saying. Now it is JD's turn. He looks like a C student in calculus class who is having a hard time grasping the concept of a limit, although he is exerting his full mental capacities trying to do so.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

"He looks like a C student in calculus class who is having a hard time grasping the concept of a limit, although he is exerting his full mental capacities trying to do so." I think it is fractions, decimals, and percents, or perhaps the concept of long division.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Republicans don't have a lot of experience with anything long.

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Caepan's avatar

Bless his heart.

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Bupkus231's avatar

All these fucking Republicans talking about how to end the Russian invasion of Ukraine by having Ukraine cede territory to Russia are just disgusting pieces of shit. Even without Zelenskyy's refutation of that shit, why do these shitbirds think they can make decisions for Ukraine without ever talking with Ukraine.

As it is, allowing an aggressor nation to just take another sovereign nation's territory should NEVER be tolerated. I was going to say it hasn't happened since an Austrian house painter got into power, but then I remember China taking over Tibet ( and they didn't settle for just part of Tibet ) - and I'm sure there's been other examples that I just can't think of just now, but they've all be roundly criticized by American presidents until now.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

If we were ever actually attacked by foreign power, these guys would surrender. Wouldn't put up a fight. Would beg, cower, and pee their pants before their adversary. Not one of them has any honor or sense of decency. How do I know? They are Trumpies and that tells me everything I need to know about them.

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jaspersdad's avatar

You just know he's going to come out of that meeting waving a piece of paper around like he's Neville Chamberlin.

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Bupkus231's avatar

I saw that Bibi was just talking about Gaza City now - does that mean he's backing off his idiocy about occupying the entire Gaza Strip?

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Angryoldman's avatar

to say nothing of the West Bank

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Mysterysurf's avatar

OT: Just learned that one of the ace guitarists in Austin, and an old friend, has been diagnosed with ALS. That sucks balls.

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Bupkus231's avatar

"After washing balls for Kash Patel, Pam Bondi..."

Wait a sec! Pammy Jo has balls to wash? Who knew she was a transgender person?

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Somebody make sure she's using the correct bathroom!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Nancy Mace can crawl under the stall to check.

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Bupkus231's avatar

Shit, make her squat in the woods.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

And make her carry a shovel to clean up.

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Stephen St John's avatar

Considering Bernie's gonna be 87 by the time the next presidential election rolls around (if he's even still alive), And considering how much ink was spilled in the last 10 years or so about how old Biden and Dump are, that question from Dana Bash was one of the stupidest questions I've ever heard.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Given he didn't answer it, seems like it was a spot on question to give the slippery old fraud

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"M"'s avatar

This cartoon & incident are from 2018 - even though the situation is worse now than it was then

"This cartoon got Rob Rogers

@rob-rogers.bsky.social

fired from his job as the Editorial Cartoonist for the Pittsburg Post-Gazette after 25 years.

Freedom of the press used to mean something."

https://bsky.app/profile/jonzoidberg.xyz/post/3lw3klks6v22c

https://nul.org/news/national-urban-league-declares-state-emergency-black-america-2025-report

𝐈𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔.𝐒. 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞’𝐬 𝐂𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. “𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝, 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧,” 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝. 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫, “𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨’𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐩𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟔𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝.”

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I will never not see and hear Vance as Southpark Vance ever again. Saddest veep ever.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Parker and Stone are geniuses (unstable ones, I'll admit) for putting Vance in the room with baby oil.

That's how I'll always see him.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Creep Veep butthole lubricator.

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"M"'s avatar

I kind of hate that someone so useless has also been put in the position to ruin peoples' lives

'Cos I'm old enough to remember that he said on camera that he's willing to tell lies even when the lies have been debunked and even when they're identified as lies to his face

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

CNN wrote that time that Vance felt the need “to create stories so that the … media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people” after the Bash interview.

That was surreal af but also entirely on brand for Vance.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We should start saying that Chump's in the Epstein Files even though we haven't seen the Epstein Files.

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"M"'s avatar

yes

I remember

I remember even more than that he said it that he received ZERO pushback

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Of course not. People in the media doing the work they're supposed to do would be the real shocker here.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Those are the worst people to be in charge if history is any indication. He'll be the first one to claim ye olde I was just following orders.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

off topic

Rhode Island is the last state to practice "V-J Day," though now referred to as "Victory Day" as of 2020, and that's going on today - state and municipal offices and services closed for the day

still, vaguely racist!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Celebrating "Peace Day" would be a wee bit less racisty.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm not sure how that's vaguely racist?

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

(within memory it was about physically beating "the Japs" replete with racist caricatures)

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"Victory in Japan Day" isn't racist to me.

The imagery of the time is fucking vile, I'll grant you that.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Very much so, and across the board. Lots of dehumanization of the grossest kind.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

"victory *over* Japan day," to my point,

and the imagery was still out there 25 years ago or less

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MacCruiskeen's avatar

That's what it was. V-E day was victory over Nazi Germany. There was a war; they lost, we won.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

I don't argue that point

the racist imagery being kept up through the end of last century, and being the last state to pointedly celebrate something everyone else gave up celebrating - because Japan, like Germany, is now our ally (at least putatively) and it's kinda not nice to shit on your friends

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Coincidentally, racism toward Asians, especially east and south Asians has gotten all too popular in roughly that quarter century.

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