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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Up fist for dementers. May it go viral.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Will a penguin being an asshole do? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I loved it when the stoned Dyan Cannon bounces up and down, chanting Orgy, orgy, orgy."

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I would love to read that book.

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Dinz6315's avatar

That is one giant bucket up in there.

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Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

My son used to work at an animal sanctuary where there was an 800lb pig. The rule was at if you saw it tipping you moved out of the way fast.

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MichaelRMora's avatar

Yes. They can be trained to use a litter box easily. The hard part is making sure if they have accident you thoroughly clean that area. If they can mess any trace, they’ll continue going to that area because that’s where they think they should.And that concludes Wonkette’s Pig Training tutorial! 😆

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JCfromNC's avatar

Think of it as Olaf before plastic surgery, if that helps.

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kholmst's avatar

That is Jim Carrey as Count Olaf from the overlooked Lemony Snicket movie (released back in 2004).

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phoenix00's avatar

> The Ends Justify the Means.

And right here is why the GOP will never impeach Trump.

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phoenix00's avatar

Yes.

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Weird Fishes's avatar

Thank you :^)

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

At some point there will be a price to pay for supporting him. The ones who will have to foot that bill will demure.

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