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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm surprised they didn't try to spin it as, \"hey, we're color blind...all we can see is your votes!\"<br /><br /><br />---

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We use to be a mighty fine country Everyone knows that it's true But in stead of a light To lead people from blight Our national motto's FUCK YOU

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I celebrated so much when I was in high school that I've got the celebratory stuff covered from now until the heat death of the universe.

bobbert's avatar

Well, fuck, say hi to <a href="http:\/\/www.nctimes.com\/news\/elections\/election-birther-takes-bigger-lead-in-judge-race\/article_faf80147-4447-53b1-bb51-137d43ad17b6.html" target="_blank">Judge Kreep</a>

bobbert's avatar

Yeah, I liked that too.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wanna bet the people doing the hiring are largely Republicans?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We'll keep the (pilot) light on for ya.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

How often do children apply to keep their immigrant parents in the country, exactly? Does INS have numbers on this?

bobbert's avatar

Say, whatever happened to no-fault auto insurance?

fuflans's avatar

fuck steve king.

also: many happy father's days to you wonetteria with the Y chromosome and the kids. you do important work keeping us left leaning.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm pretty sure Hawaii is not part of Real America™ anyhow, so it's a moot point. And see below.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's only 6,000 years ago in Xtard time.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Evil and stupid is a dangerous combination in humans -- especially when somebody evil and smart comes along to herd them.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That sort of does the opposite, doesn't it?