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I'm surprised they didn't try to spin it as, \"hey, we're color blind...all we can see is your votes!\"<br /><br /><br />---

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We use to be a mighty fine country Everyone knows that it's true But in stead of a light To lead people from blight Our national motto's FUCK YOU

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I celebrated so much when I was in high school that I've got the celebratory stuff covered from now until the heat death of the universe.

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Well, fuck, say hi to <a href="http:\/\/www.nctimes.com\/news\/elections\/election-birther-takes-bigger-lead-in-judge-race\/article_faf80147-4447-53b1-bb51-137d43ad17b6.html" target="_blank">Judge Kreep</a>

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Yeah, I liked that too.

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Taking your handle seriously, eh?

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Wanna bet the people doing the hiring are largely Republicans?

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We'll keep the (pilot) light on for ya.

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How often do children apply to keep their immigrant parents in the country, exactly? Does INS have numbers on this?

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Say, whatever happened to no-fault auto insurance?

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fuck steve king.

also: many happy father's days to you wonetteria with the Y chromosome and the kids. you do important work keeping us left leaning.

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I'm pretty sure Hawaii is not part of Real America™ anyhow, so it's a moot point. And see below.

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That's French, innit?

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That's only 6,000 years ago in Xtard time.

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Evil and stupid is a dangerous combination in humans -- especially when somebody evil and smart comes along to herd them.

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That sort of does the opposite, doesn't it?

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