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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Today's GOP regards Dickens as a how-to manual, so you're right to worry.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Of course. That's just sense: Darkies are inferior. Self-evident!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

These are the kind of people who read Dickens and sympathize with the guy who goes "Mooooooooooooooooooore?!?"

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Render unto Caesar the things that ...." Oops. Never mind.

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diogenez's avatar

Children's tiny fingers sew the finest shoes!

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diogenez's avatar

Good Christians have more children to fill the pews and the factories.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Was it me or does this little textbook skip the French Revolution and the deployment of the guillotine onto the Royal class? Second, I can't wait for next week where I will learn how unions were created by Satan.

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PubOption's avatar

Who, me or Engels?

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PsycWench's avatar

Perhaps Perry prayed to Satan by mistake.

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chascates's avatar

Steampunk Jesus knows when you masturbate.

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schmannity's avatar

It's still OK to believe in Social Darwinism, right?

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PubOption's avatar

What a difference a year makes. Mrs Cooke Taylor found better conditions in the factories than she expected, in 1844 a guy from Manchester, name of Engels, wrote 'The Condition of the Working Class in England', and claimed that their condition was terrible. I suspect that Beka's author(s) had to work a lot harder to find Mrs. Cooke Taylor's comments than they would to find Engels'

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PsycWench's avatar

A revival of Biblical (is there another kind?) Christianity dispelled superstition. There's some serious irony right there.

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PsycWench's avatar

Do you think the people who write this crap really believe it? It seems inconsistent with enough logical ability and intelligence to craft a Word document.

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