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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but she did help Franklin compose his early musique concrète piece, American Revolution #9

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Didnt even make it THAT far. All I got was a blank section where the text boxes shoulda been.

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Another moral victory for the Log Cabin Republicans.

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<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/yalmf_zps3cae4304.jpg" target="_blank">A legitimate counter-argument.</a>

BarackMyWorld's avatar

OT & WTF: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/21/antonin-...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

Oh. My. Godwin.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Trouble, with a capital "T" that rhymes with "P" and that stands for Pool

diogenez's avatar

"...true historical event where Jesus handed the Constitution to America’s children while Washington, Lincoln, Adams and Hamilton sang show tunes."

Complete with The Rockettes....?

diogenez's avatar

Ben Franklin aka Sparrow Fart.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Yes, the most advanced country in the world, other than being hobbled by the economic devastation of WWI, an ineffectual Wiemar government and constant political upheaval. Never mind that the period Scalia is referring to was when Hindenburg seized control with emergency powers and ushered in an era of fascism that made those judges relatively impotent, those damned libby judges were engaging in judicial activism when they meekly rubber stamped the Nuremberg Laws. Tony, care to explain how all this argle bargle squares with your recent decision to overturn the Voting Rights Act with your ruling on Shelby County v. Holder? Oh, that's right, it's only judicial activism when you disagree with it...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Well if she looked anything like <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0422720\/" target="_blank">Kirsten Dunst</a>, good for him for getting a little royal nookie- much better than Yoko...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tony has gone so far off the rails these days that I can only guess that he's either pulling an elaborate Andy Kaufman or that he's been completely consumed by advanced syphilis

BarackMyWorld's avatar

The writer of that first quote may have expressed the most artful justification for staying narrow-minded your entire life that I have ever read, as it is a fancy way of saying, "I can fit everything that is ever going to happen into my pre-existing worldview."

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BTW...tried to post in Wonkville and it wouldn't let me. So, here it is.