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I'm just happy you can read it

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Pix or GTFO. Or maybe not: is your ass fat?

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"Shut up, I was yelling at this empty chair!"

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I thought <i>Hitler</i> was.

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Dubya's FEMA Death Trailers was a good start, but not deathy enough.

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could be <a href="http:\/\/www.godlikeproductions.com\/forum1\/message1106138\/pg1" target="_blank">both</a>

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the conveniently elevated threat levels right before the election didn't hurt either

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Well I for one welcome our new bashful orange overlord.

Good god the Wonkette loads fast!

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Wonkette 8 my screen. It's gone MetroHTMLual. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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<i>Congress responded with overwhelming support, and the “war on terror” began.</i>

And a good time was had by all!

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President Bush did strive to lead the nation with courage and character; he simply lacked much of either.

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It's been pointed out that, relative to how far they had to travel, Bill Clinton managed to get himself from Australia to New York a lot faster following the attacks than Shrub managed to get himself from Florida to Washington D.C.

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<i>“Every day, insurgents committed cruel acts of terrorism, not only against U.S. troops but also against the Iraqi people,”</i>

Even given that there is no officially or universally accepted definition of terrorism, attacks against U.S. troops technically didn't qualify, because 'troops', 'military targets' and 'occupation'. I mean, I know that the Germans branded the French Resistance as terrorists, but do we really want to go <i>there</i>? Ha ha, too late: we've been going there since long before 9/11!

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And regarding the new design, I like having 'previous/next' links above the comments, for those times when I'm in a hurry and (sadly!) don't have time to scroll the comments, but it'd be nice to also have them at the bottom, for those times when <strike>my boss isn't watching me</strike> I'm not as busy.

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<i>Also</i>, when we hit the links to page through comments, can we be automatically scrolled to the top of the comments on the new page, like before?

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No worries, Dok has plenty of extras. They're kinda small though...

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