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bobbert's avatar

"They worshipped things they didn't understand, like fire, and signs..."

diogenez's avatar

Destroying a culture is HARD WORK.

Vienna Woods's avatar

He's actually used a lot from the War of the Roses.

Vienna Woods's avatar

His father was a dick, so the apple did not fall far from the tree.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Three great books: Stolen Continents by Ronald Wright, Bones by Elaine Dewar, and 1491 by Charles Mann. Now, back to tiling the bathroom.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Llamas are from SOUTH America! INCA LIBEL!!!!!!11!!!!!!

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Maybe THAT'S what Trumps PIs found!

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Mictlantecuhtli and Mictecacihuatl and Quetzacoatl LIBEL!!!!11!!!!

WA Bishop's avatar

In British history, a professor of mine once noted, God is a Catholic obstetrician but a Protestant meteorologist.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Charlie don't surf

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

What can Brown do for you?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

should have made a left toin at Albukoykee

PubOption's avatar

Is there any mention of Montezuma's revenge?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

IOW He took a 'blanket' approach...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

And Acme's best customer