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Christopher Boscarino's avatar

I'm so glad this series is back, Doktor Zoom!

Anne's avatar

Not very Christlike to plagiarize from the Oblongs

Beowoof14's avatar

The Church Scaring the Shit out of people for 2000 years. Yeah.

CptnSpldng's avatar

My dad's favorite was "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear."

ButchWagstaff's avatar

All those Southern Baptist Sunday School lessons really have a way of backfiring, don't they?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Those big bench seats were the work of the dev... I mean, GM engineers.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Supposedly he did exactly that. Without the guns, but it's nothing you couldn't fix with Photoshop. https://upload.wikimedia.or...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Vision Media Television, a production company based in Boca Raton...

Boca is the scam capital of the Western World - what could go possibly go wrong right?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, but the hydrogen sulfide is corrosive as hell. So to speak.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Check is probably headed to the account of a corporate shell, like "WTS LLC".For a real hoot, check out the campus!https://www.google.com/maps...

Alex Grey's avatar

Too bad logic doesn't jive... God is a serial killer.

blaid droog's avatar

every day I thank god for the gift of atheism.

Alex Grey's avatar

"God" is useless. The Greeks figured it out 2300 years ago...

Kitsapian's avatar

I am Jesus' little lamb:Jesus Christ how good I am!

(old song me father taught me)

actor212's avatar

Meh. That's nothing. Back in Sunday School, they showed us actual photos of hell.

I got expelled when I asked how they got them...