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I'm so glad this series is back, Doktor Zoom!

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Not very Christlike to plagiarize from the Oblongs

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The Church Scaring the Shit out of people for 2000 years. Yeah.

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My dad's favorite was "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear."

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All those Southern Baptist Sunday School lessons really have a way of backfiring, don't they?

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Those big bench seats were the work of the dev... I mean, GM engineers.

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Supposedly he did exactly that. Without the guns, but it's nothing you couldn't fix with Photoshop. https://upload.wikimedia.or...

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Vision Media Television, a production company based in Boca Raton...

Boca is the scam capital of the Western World - what could go possibly go wrong right?

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Yeah, but the hydrogen sulfide is corrosive as hell. So to speak.

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Check is probably headed to the account of a corporate shell, like "WTS LLC".For a real hoot, check out the campus!https://www.google.com/maps...

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Too bad logic doesn't jive... God is a serial killer.

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every day I thank god for the gift of atheism.

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"God" is useless. The Greeks figured it out 2300 years ago...

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I am Jesus' little lamb:Jesus Christ how good I am!

(old song me father taught me)

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Meh. That's nothing. Back in Sunday School, they showed us actual photos of hell.

I got expelled when I asked how they got them...

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