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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That was 'Enry 'Iggins in <i>My Fair Lennie</i>.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Was that before or after he was spotted walking with the Queen?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

CHRISTIAN MINGLE LIBEL!!!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I liked his album <i>Mama Said</i> and also his version of the Guess Who hit "American Woman."

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Don't ya just hate when you get one of those shitty jobs from the chore jar?

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jqheywood's avatar

<blockquote>Ernest Hemingway was a nihilist, man</blockquote> Say what you will about the tenets of Christian Fumdamentalism, Dok, at least it's an ethos....

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

“Proverbs 7 type of woman”

It's all clear now. Back when I was using online dating services, I would see this in a woman's description. I thought she was just another bible thumper and I passed her by. Turns out the ladies were precisely the type of woman I was looking for. What a fool I was!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Or Adult Friend Finder.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I gotta go...

Groceries Cat to vet Pick up dry cleaning Present Satan with the Western World as a birthday gift.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Shorter Swanson: "God damn the United States of America"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I will pet them and squeeze them and call them George.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The same can be said of the Bible, if actual "love thy neighbor" behavior is the metric.

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Jared James's avatar

The Dust Bowl of 1963 was a terrible time for all Good And True Christians, and it can be traced directly to John Steinbeck's adventures at the Abortionplex with the Nobel Committee.

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PsycWench's avatar

Or maybe cotton candy...it looks like there might be something there at first, but bite down and it's mostly air.

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malsperanza's avatar

AOTK

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malsperanza's avatar

Nonsense. God make metal spikes and auto-da-fes for a reason, you know.

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