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bobbert's avatar

Sk8r Christ.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, to be fair, that seems to be a prediction of how bad conditions will be during a siege, not a description of preferred behaviour.

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Bezoar's avatar

Look, I work surrounded by doctors, and I've never heard one of them say "Damn, I'd like to get into her vulva!"

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bobbert's avatar

Lust is Magic?

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bobbert's avatar

Spring break in Europe?

Oh, I thought you said Labia Majorca.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Well, this has been an education for an old man. You kids today. What happened to respectful similes, like six-packs and bowling balls?

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bobbert's avatar

Steve?

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PsycWench's avatar

Like, say, labia majora.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Can anyone find the outer labia? Anyone? Bueller?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And the Lord sayeth thou shall use fingers three One in the place where thy lover poops and two more where she pees.

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bobbert's avatar

Chuy.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Herzog's next movie: "Quarberg", in which a Wyoming state representative mounts an operation to drag an aircraft carrier across the Tetons and take over Idaho.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Walnuts?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Outer Labia kinda sounds like the country next to Uzbekistan.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah, I wonder how that fits in with sexy-ed time.

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