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Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, to be fair, that seems to be a prediction of how bad conditions will be during a siege, not a description of preferred behaviour.

Bezoar's avatar

Look, I work surrounded by doctors, and I've never heard one of them say "Damn, I'd like to get into her vulva!"

bobbert's avatar

Spring break in Europe?

Oh, I thought you said Labia Majorca.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Well, this has been an education for an old man. You kids today. What happened to respectful similes, like six-packs and bowling balls?

PsycWench's avatar

Like, say, labia majora.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Can anyone find the outer labia? Anyone? Bueller?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And the Lord sayeth thou shall use fingers three One in the place where thy lover poops and two more where she pees.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Herzog's next movie: "Quarberg", in which a Wyoming state representative mounts an operation to drag an aircraft carrier across the Tetons and take over Idaho.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Outer Labia kinda sounds like the country next to Uzbekistan.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah, I wonder how that fits in with sexy-ed time.