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chascates's avatar

Telephone call between LBJ and Senator Richard Russell on May 27, 1964: <i>Johnson: What do you think about this Vietnam thing? I'd like to hear you talk a little bit. Russell: Well, frankly, Mr. President, if you were to tell me that I was authorized to settle as I saw fit, I would respectfully decline to undertake it. It's the damn worse mess that I ever saw, and I don't like to brag and I never have been right many times in my life, but I knew that we were gone to get into this sort of mess when we went in there. And I don't see how we're ever going to get out of it without fighting a major war with the Chinese and all of them down there in those rice paddies and jungles. I just don't see it. I just don't know what to do. Johnson: Well, that's the way I have been feeling for six months.</i> Transcript: <a href="https://www.mtholyoke.edu/a..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/vietnam/lbj...">https://www.mtholyoke.edu/a... Audio: <a href="http://millercenter.org/pre..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://millercenter.org/presidentialclassroom/exh...">http://millercenter.org/pre...

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I wish I wasn't.

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jqheywood's avatar

Carthago delenda est, muthafucker!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I was thinking AOTK . . . but Grenada went pretty well. Pick your batttles, amirite?.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

When we sang, "<a href="https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/video\/video.php\?v=201674743217930" target="_blank">And it's 1, 2, 3 -- what are we fighting for?</a>" nobody figured <a href="http:\/\/export.gov\/vietnam\/marketresearchonvietnam\/bestu.s.exportprospects\/index.asp" target="_blank"> this</a> would be the answer.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What? Nothing about the truth? That North Vietnam was forcing the south to buy health insurance?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"teenage boy too young to enlist " wtf? Underaged war porn?

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BeachLoafer's avatar

I wonder why it is the wingnutz don't love them some Ike, you'd think he was their dream president ... Republican military commander who played a REAL role in winning WWII ...

Oh yeah, maybe it's because he didn't agree that War Is Good(TM)

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BeachLoafer's avatar

Now there's an example of thinking outside the box! I didn't want to go, either, but it never occurred to me to go get myself shot so I could avoid getting myself shot ... I applaud your ingenuity :)

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BeachLoafer's avatar

I was one of those draft card burning hippies, and I wasn't at all pleased about the 2004 election

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PubOption's avatar

Strange shit, and when things went wrong, <a href="http://www.corpun.com/ukar4..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.corpun.com/ukar4607.htm">http://www.corpun.com/ukar4...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It never goes well for us when we jump into someone else's civil war.

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The Quirk's avatar

Naw, Agent Orange was Super Green Beret's CIA sidekick.

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The Quirk's avatar

Huh, I was always told it was Free World, Commie World and Third World, but I grew up in Oklahoma.

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The Quirk's avatar

I just remember watching Chet Huntley in front of a map of some brown place and waiting for <i>Bird's Eye View</i> or Laugh-In or something.

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