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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>given that there have been a few Christians who have perverted justice and fought Indian wars (justly or unjustly) in the history of the world, all Christians then must be hypocritical fools.</i>

Nah. Just sanctimonious asshats like you,dude.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=vrseZd8JnEk" target="_blank">you're in luck</a>

Lefty Mark's avatar

I have been told that one can join the Rosicrucians, because they can give you back your hope.

One can find one's love with diagrams on a plain brown envelope, also too.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Judas Priest/The Bay City Rollers/The Monkees is the music of da Debble!"

Robert Johnson LIBEL!!!!!!

Oh, wait...

Lefty Mark's avatar

He greatly prefers the biblical kind of perversion.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Bad news, guys -- The Bible Belt is swarming with adulterers! There's a Scarlet "A" on bumper stickers, baseball caps, apparel, everywhere you look.

I guess they might be crimson, not scarlet.

jqheywood's avatar

Where is Anathema Device when you need her?

jqheywood's avatar

Ludwig Wittgenstein.

jqheywood's avatar

He nailed my head to tha floor....I deserved it, of course...

jqheywood's avatar

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Roll Tide"...

malsperanza's avatar

Second only to Richard Lovelace in the canon of Villains with Perfect Names.

And Darth Vader, of course.

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If Gloria Steinem married Kevin Swanson, she'd be Gloria Swanson.*

The fact that this has not happened is proof that there is no God.

*Shut up, of course she'd change her name to her husband's.

malsperanza's avatar

Needs moar pederasts.

malsperanza's avatar

And Times Roman will send you straight to Hell.