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<i>given that there have been a few Christians who have perverted justice and fought Indian wars (justly or unjustly) in the history of the world, all Christians then must be hypocritical fools.</i>

Nah. Just sanctimonious asshats like you,dude.

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John Bunyan.

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<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=vrseZd8JnEk" target="_blank">you're in luck</a>

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I have been told that one can join the Rosicrucians, because they can give you back your hope.

One can find one's love with diagrams on a plain brown envelope, also too.

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"Judas Priest/The Bay City Rollers/The Monkees is the music of da Debble!"

Robert Johnson LIBEL!!!!!!

Oh, wait...

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He greatly prefers the biblical kind of perversion.

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Ra Ra!

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Bad news, guys -- The Bible Belt is swarming with adulterers! There's a Scarlet "A" on bumper stickers, baseball caps, apparel, everywhere you look.

I guess they might be crimson, not scarlet.

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Where is Anathema Device when you need her?

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Ludwig Wittgenstein.

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He nailed my head to tha floor....I deserved it, of course...

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Brings new meaning to the phrase "Roll Tide"...

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Second only to Richard Lovelace in the canon of Villains with Perfect Names.

And Darth Vader, of course.

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If Gloria Steinem married Kevin Swanson, she'd be Gloria Swanson.*

The fact that this has not happened is proof that there is no God.

*Shut up, of course she'd change her name to her husband's.

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Needs moar pederasts.

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And Times Roman will send you straight to Hell.

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