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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>given that there have been a few Christians who have perverted justice and fought Indian wars (justly or unjustly) in the history of the world, all Christians then must be hypocritical fools.</i>

Nah. Just sanctimonious asshats like you,dude.

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bobbert's avatar

John Bunyan.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=vrseZd8JnEk" target="_blank">you're in luck</a>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I have been told that one can join the Rosicrucians, because they can give you back your hope.

One can find one's love with diagrams on a plain brown envelope, also too.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Judas Priest/The Bay City Rollers/The Monkees is the music of da Debble!"

Robert Johnson LIBEL!!!!!!

Oh, wait...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

He greatly prefers the biblical kind of perversion.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Ra Ra!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Bad news, guys -- The Bible Belt is swarming with adulterers! There's a Scarlet "A" on bumper stickers, baseball caps, apparel, everywhere you look.

I guess they might be crimson, not scarlet.

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jqheywood's avatar

Where is Anathema Device when you need her?

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jqheywood's avatar

Ludwig Wittgenstein.

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jqheywood's avatar

He nailed my head to tha floor....I deserved it, of course...

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jqheywood's avatar

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Roll Tide"...

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malsperanza's avatar

Second only to Richard Lovelace in the canon of Villains with Perfect Names.

And Darth Vader, of course.

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malsperanza's avatar

If Gloria Steinem married Kevin Swanson, she'd be Gloria Swanson.*

The fact that this has not happened is proof that there is no God.

*Shut up, of course she'd change her name to her husband's.

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malsperanza's avatar

Needs moar pederasts.

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malsperanza's avatar

And Times Roman will send you straight to Hell.

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