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...is no way to go through life, Son.

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Like when they always ignore the first half of the 2nd Amendment?

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34 minutes? I was raised be a TeeVee so I have the attention of a hyperactive 2 year old after consuming a case of Jolt Cola. OOOOH SHINY!

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Curse you. I fell for it.

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I'm not gonna click on it, but there was a Rick Astley reference right in the article, so I'ma guess....

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You had me at "clap while erect".

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With the likes of Blunt (R-MO), who was for tornado relief when Joplin MO was affected, but against providing help to the northeast after Sandy, I'm not surprised.

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Caddell has never been on the winning side of anything in his so-called career. His conversion to teabaggery is a very encouraging sign.

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<i>when that many American people know that Congress is on the take, they will certainly do something grassroots. </i>

Congress is going to be really scared when they face a few dozen mobility scooters.

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“a raping of the American people.”

Call me just another Old, but I just never understood Rap.

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or my favorite, posters on WaPo or CNN who breathlessly type that "I'm a Democrat but I bleive Hussain Obummer is the Worst Perisdent EVEr".

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That's a great George C. Scott movie! "The Flim Flam Man."

"They'll remember us in Clayton, Son."

Highly recommended!

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Off-the-Mark Levin?

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"Goatee" - aka, "Prison Pussy."

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Perhaps she had a thing for his horse.

Or his horse had a thing for her...

BA-BOOM! Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the sea bass. Anyone here from Connecticut?

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