Well that was fast! On Monday, we told the story of a really cool high-school kid in Monroe, Louisiana, named Claudetteia Love. She's an out lesbian, and she just wanted to wear a damn tuxedo to her prom, because she likes them. What could be wrong with that? Oh, the "lesbian" part, that's what tripped up the school principal and some of the asshole adults who make up the faculty at Carroll High School. So the principal, Patrick Taylor, went and made up a new rule that said "no lesbians in tuxes at the prom," because boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, or something, and Love and her friends decided they would just skip it.
I teared up at this story! I love a happy ending! Plus Claudetteia Love is the awesomest. She has great hair, loves her dog, and stands up to prejudice. Ms. Love for President in 2034!
In my part of the country, dressing in "formal attire" means putting on a clean pair of Carhartt's and your best pair of socks (the ones without any holes), brushing the mud off of your boots and scraping the dirt out from underneath your fingernails. And then for the men ...
I haven't seen anyone dressed in a tux in at least 20 years and I have never worn one myself.
Yep, pretty common down in these parts. Country folk don't want their kids going to them damn city schools. They might learn something.
Is that a French thing?
Chemtrails for the lot of them!
Also: It will inevitably lead to your needing to shove huge throbbing cocks into your ass. Hand to God.
Parish, huh? Is this why: "Monroe City School Board President Bishop Rodney McFarland Sr."? ;>)
I will send Canadian Whisky to your GoFundMe.
There is a Reconstructed part of the state?
South of Baton Rouge. Almost no Confederate Battle Flags. More Catholic than Protestant. More interested in a good time than racial disharmony.
'We are very sorry for if any Good Christian people who feel Holocausted by the outcome were offended.'
FTFY
Oh, go Parish in a fire.
Is the lesbian your same gender? 'Coz claims of being gay and being a lesbian aren't always the same thing.
I teared up at this story! I love a happy ending! Plus Claudetteia Love is the awesomest. She has great hair, loves her dog, and stands up to prejudice. Ms. Love for President in 2034!
It takes a village.
In my part of the country, dressing in "formal attire" means putting on a clean pair of Carhartt's and your best pair of socks (the ones without any holes), brushing the mud off of your boots and scraping the dirt out from underneath your fingernails. And then for the men ...
I haven't seen anyone dressed in a tux in at least 20 years and I have never worn one myself.
I can't wait until Big Ghey incorporates, and the Supreme Court will have to defend its corporate personhood, for freedom!
How can I donate to her tuxedo fund. The least I can do for this future Wonkette comrad.