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pretty frightening that 6 of the 9 states under preclearance have already moved to pass more voter suppression crap within 48 hours of that decision. WAY TO GO SCOTUS nobody could have predicted that- SMH

edit- forgot the word 'go' too much allcap fury

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too busy playing golf and going on apology tours

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Don't scare us like that.

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actually, most rapists know the difference- they just don't care

which make Jerry dumber than a rapist

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if you use the Texas Legislature calendar it can be anything you want- just go back and change it later

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we need The Onion more than ever now...

on our belts

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In the 2010 primary, he may have been the lesser of two wingnuts. <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/stories\/0610\/39002.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0610/39002.h...">http://www.politico.com/new...

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Then he burned a pop tart in the toaster and when the smoke alarm went off, started slamming his head against the door.

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Next time, Senator, just throw a smoke bomb and jump out the window.

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No Mulligans. Dude.

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Stop it! Voting is HARD!

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Jerry Moran?

gotta love the self priming jokes

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he will go to church, get repentance, kick a couple poorz and mebe a ghey person in the crotch and all will be forgiven

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worked so well for Rick Perry

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to be fair, the other hand was probably busy playing pocket pool

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