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long-term corporate planning

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Like that's actually a thing...

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But "Rollin Coal" is still okay?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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When will someone take away Nobama time machine!!?!!?!

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If he cares so much, why is he polluting the air with his foul cigarette smoke huh? Al Gore is fat.

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Well your USA auto industry has done a great job reducing emissions (yes, actually) to the point where a new 6000-lb Escalade is a much cleaner vehicle than a 40-hp VW Beetle from the early 60s, so now it's time to go after the real culprits.

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OFF!

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Lol... I kinda hate myself now, but i kinda love that old Volvo wagon.

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OT, Dok but some goober thinks you owe him money for the jizz you stole out of his balls or something. He did type in all caps so you should prolly fear for your life. Or not.

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Dear Mitch:

Neil Degrasse Tyson would like to have a word or two with you:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3...

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The wiley time traveler strikes again.

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*Reads headline*How was this pic not used???

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"I'm not a scientist, but climate change can't be real because there was a breeze today!!!!11!!!1!"

-Congress

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Since 2007 the plan is: let Congress bail us out if we fuck up royally enough

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AL GORE FLIES A PRIVATE JET YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

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BUT WERE YOU THERE???

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"So that’s not executive branch overreach; that’s the EPA doing its job..."

Which is executive overreach. I mean, God almighty, this stuff isn't rabbit surgery, Wonket.

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