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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

long-term corporate planning

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Like that's actually a thing...

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Nounverb911's avatar

But "Rollin Coal" is still okay?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

When will someone take away Nobama time machine!!?!!?!

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

If he cares so much, why is he polluting the air with his foul cigarette smoke huh? Al Gore is fat.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Well your USA auto industry has done a great job reducing emissions (yes, actually) to the point where a new 6000-lb Escalade is a much cleaner vehicle than a 40-hp VW Beetle from the early 60s, so now it's time to go after the real culprits.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

OFF!

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Lol... I kinda hate myself now, but i kinda love that old Volvo wagon.

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chicken thief's avatar

OT, Dok but some goober thinks you owe him money for the jizz you stole out of his balls or something. He did type in all caps so you should prolly fear for your life. Or not.

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elviouslyqueer's avatar

Dear Mitch:

Neil Degrasse Tyson would like to have a word or two with you:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3...

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

The wiley time traveler strikes again.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

*Reads headline*How was this pic not used???

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dslindc's avatar

"I'm not a scientist, but climate change can't be real because there was a breeze today!!!!11!!!1!"

-Congress

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chicken thief's avatar

Since 2007 the plan is: let Congress bail us out if we fuck up royally enough

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

AL GORE FLIES A PRIVATE JET YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

BUT WERE YOU THERE???

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Relativicus's avatar

"So that’s not executive branch overreach; that’s the EPA doing its job..."

Which is executive overreach. I mean, God almighty, this stuff isn't rabbit surgery, Wonket.

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