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Howlin Wolfe's avatar

Honestly, her hairdo makes her look like she is going to audition for a part as an extra in a movie “The Coneheads: The Homecomening”.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Christian? Not by a long shot.

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kmblue187's avatar

Kim's mouth is just like the Church Lady's. "Isn't that special."

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kmblue187's avatar

Kim Davis had her 15 minutes and now she has a big fat debt. Couldn't happen to a nicer woman.

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WillRavenel THE STROBIS WEAKLY's avatar

Kim Davis. I’d almost completely forgotten her. If that’s a current photo of her, she must still get her hair done at PetSmart.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Gonna sing a little song about a gal named Kim,

Poor county clerk, rather plain and kinda dim,

Then one day she was hatin' on some gays,

And broke a court order, without any stays... jail time she did... penalties...

Well the next thing you know she's MAGA celebrity

Boosted by grifters, like Mike Huckabee,

Up to the Supreme Court her appeal went--

But even those judges told her to get bent!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Pay up, you dumb bint. Now.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Can you imagine someone being stupid enough to believe that we would be marrying the cats, we'd be marrying the dogs?

Everyone knows the people on the left want to eat the cats, eat the dogs.

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jltympanum's avatar

It's making me sick having to hear about mental and moral defectives like this Kim Davis slut. Who has gone through 3 divorces and still claims to right to dictate other people's terms of marriage?

We are now living in a world ruled by the stupidest among us. SCOTUS slapped down Kim, but I doubt it is the last we will hear from this horrible person. And DFT is still the president. Does it ever end?

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DemoCat's avatar

I embraced the slippery slope Davis and her kind fretted about and I married my cat. There’s an age gap, and even with healthy dry food choices, I’ll probably outlive her, but we are happy. We have our differences and we don’t see eye-to-eye on everything. But we’ve been together 12 years and we love each other and we don’t care what other people think.

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DemoCat's avatar

Marriage, like religion, is just a concept human beings created. It has meaning to some, none to others, and is even sacred to a few. Anywho, why we would “legalize” the concept for certain couples and not others is just super weird and…pretentious is the only word I can think of for it. Other than the tax consequences and estate planning stuff, much of what marriage means is just ideas. We have a ceremony, or not, and exchange rings, or not, before God, or not, and we recite poetic verses and promise and triple swear to love and obey and stay together whether we like each other or not. Then, if we change our minds, which happens about as often as not, we spend lots of money and eviscerate that holy, blessed union and get the hell away from each other.

And weirdos like Kim Davis or whatever her name is make it their life’s mission to decide who should and not-should embrace the concept of marriage. Because people are hopelessly absurd.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Mamas, don't let your babies wind their ponytails too tight.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

ya know, they were all 'we'll be forced to marry a pet' - but you don't see them going after the loons who marry a ghost, or a painting, or some other non alive thing

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Lexicon Devil's avatar

This is all so unfair to GOD

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Listen Up! Keeping your hair long enough, clean enough, dry enough to wipe the feet of The Christ upon His Return is a 24 x 7 job. ♰♰♰ Thanks Homophobic Lady ♰♰♰ God Sees You and Looks Forward to Being Wiped With Your Hair! ♰♰♰

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