Supreme Court Justices Stubbornly Refuse Poisoned Cookies
The worst assassination attempt in Washington history happened last year when some old nut in Connecticutt -- not Lieberman -- mailed home-baked Rat Poison Cookies to each justice.
"Every member of the Supreme Court received a wonderful package of home-baked cookies, and I don't know why, (but) the staff decided to analyze them," Sandra Day O'Connor said at some legal conference last week.
Hmm, maybe the staffers were tipped off by the letters included with each package. You know, the ones that said, "I am going to kill you. This is poisoned."