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I wonder if the ancient Egyptians, Chinese, Japanese, Amerindians, and Australian aborigines ever stopped to thank the God of Israel for inventing their marriages.

Paul MacDonald's avatar

Boy I hope she autographed that when she was done.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she must be using the Texas legislature's clock

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Let me bring her some flowers first.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Don't for get the handmaidens!

Incoming Ham's avatar

Oh Michelle, shut up and go find yourself an oil rig platform somewhere in the middle of the ocean and start your own Jonestown theocracy.

Shypixel's avatar

Dr. Elviously, would you really eat <em>anything</em> that she prepared for you?

You don't fear poison?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think we should ask her first but I'm OK.

Shypixel's avatar

Sign my package up.

Tour participant or destination, I'm open...

Shypixel's avatar

I think then, that this officially makes us gay blog married.

We're registered at the <a href="http:\/\/www.wonkettebazaar.com\/shop\/" target="_blank">Wonkette Bazzar</a>.

Shypixel's avatar

Gomorra has always gotten the shaft.

Sure, Sodomy is awesome, and illegal, and everybody talks about it.

But do we even know what Gomorray is? No, we don't.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Google will be our dictator, but a benevolent one.