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Dylan Black's avatar

The Cylons?

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

This is probably what's actually bugging old Crazy-Eyes.

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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

I wonder if the ancient Egyptians, Chinese, Japanese, Amerindians, and Australian aborigines ever stopped to thank the God of Israel for inventing their marriages.

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

Boy I hope she autographed that when she was done.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she must be using the Texas legislature's clock

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Let me bring her some flowers first.

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fuflans's avatar

GAY!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Don't for get the handmaidens!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Oh Michelle, shut up and go find yourself an oil rig platform somewhere in the middle of the ocean and start your own Jonestown theocracy.

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Shypixel's avatar

Dr. Elviously, would you really eat <em>anything</em> that she prepared for you?

You don't fear poison?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think we should ask her first but I'm OK.

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Shypixel's avatar

Sign my package up.

Tour participant or destination, I'm open...

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Shypixel's avatar

I think then, that this officially makes us gay blog married.

We're registered at the <a href="http:\/\/www.wonkettebazaar.com\/shop\/" target="_blank">Wonkette Bazzar</a>.

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Shypixel's avatar

Gomorra has always gotten the shaft.

Sure, Sodomy is awesome, and illegal, and everybody talks about it.

But do we even know what Gomorray is? No, we don't.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Google will be our dictator, but a benevolent one.

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