It is a beeeyootiful day in America if you are gay or gay-adjacent or if you enjoy the tears of bigots. The Supreme Court has struck down the sanctity of Newt Gingrich's three marriages , and now that we've had some time to cry and dance and write FUCK YEAH! on our Facebook pages, it is time to move on to the customary ritual of mocking the ever-lovin' fuck out of bigots, who are having all the sads right now,
I wonder if the ancient Egyptians, Chinese, Japanese, Amerindians, and Australian aborigines ever stopped to thank the God of Israel for inventing their marriages.
The Cylons?
This is probably what's actually bugging old Crazy-Eyes.
I wonder if the ancient Egyptians, Chinese, Japanese, Amerindians, and Australian aborigines ever stopped to thank the God of Israel for inventing their marriages.
Boy I hope she autographed that when she was done.
John.
she must be using the Texas legislature's clock
Let me bring her some flowers first.
GAY!
Don't for get the handmaidens!
Oh Michelle, shut up and go find yourself an oil rig platform somewhere in the middle of the ocean and start your own Jonestown theocracy.
Dr. Elviously, would you really eat <em>anything</em> that she prepared for you?
You don&#039;t fear poison?
I think we should ask her first but I&#039;m OK.
Sign my package up.
Tour participant or destination, I&#039;m open...
I think then, that this officially makes us gay blog married.
We&#039;re registered at the <a href="http:\/\/www.wonkettebazaar.com\/shop\/" target="_blank">Wonkette Bazzar</a>.
Gomorra has always gotten the shaft.
Sure, Sodomy is awesome, and illegal, and everybody talks about it.
But do we even know what Gomorray is? No, we don&#039;t.
Google will be our dictator, but a benevolent one.