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Great. Now those Amish mafia guys will insist that <i>they</i> have a right to wear beards in jail. Next thing you know we'll all be buggying to work.

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Was that before Butch Otter was a Governor?

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A beard is a security risk? By the prison's logic, so is regular hair. Should prisoners be shaved bald?

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Which one of the Duck Dynasty guys is this one?

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Obligatory AOT,K here.

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Half of the white males in the Ozarks look as Sharia compliant.

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Never gonna give it up, give it up.

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Creeping Sharia >> Creepy Scalia.

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Abdul Muhammed and The Half Inch Beards will be the name of my next indie band.

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