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Frank Underboob's avatar

I'm pretty sure that's already happened.

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Who's the bald guy he's slurping on while he elbows his wife in the face?

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I'm betting that he'd ignore her safe word too.

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...Then blame them when Sales can't sell them.

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"Who whipped out his dick & said tug it!"

RMS's avatar

I've worked at medium companies & big companies, and both use the same disingenuously sociopathic tag line - "It's just business!"

I think as a third career I'll become a contract killer & track down a few people from my past, so the last words they hear are "It's just business!"

Frank Underboob's avatar

"Get behind me Satan?" Oh wait, that's a phrase.Besides, he probably doesn't want him behind her.

dansezlajavanaise's avatar

thanks, argle. always a pleasure.

handyhippie65's avatar

they haven't even raised the minimum wage here in indiana, and mac doogal's has raised prices 20%. they advertise jobs starting at 8.25/hr. a quarter pounder is 5.50.

handyhippie65's avatar

not since they became canadian. no offence to canada.

DaveM's avatar

I really have to ask, did they slip him the sausage McMuffin?

I AM R U's avatar

In other unrelated news, who is "Fitzgerald Chesterfield" and why are they offering a cake recipe??

phoenix00's avatar

Uber/Lyft?

(ok not quite the same...)

Serai 1's avatar

Well, the law isn't talking about small businesses having a different wage. It just gives them a little longer to work up to the minimum. As it should - small business will have more difficulty raising the wage than huge corporations.