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When I saw the photo at the top of the article, I immediately thought she looked like a mannikin of Ivanka.

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Not to get grammar-pedantic, but are you sure it's "whited" and not "whote"? It just doesn't look quite righteous to me.

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Imagine...

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I thought that was vampires!

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At least this isn't the one most likely to chew on the pieces. Give random things a "wash down" a la Thomas and Friends, yes.

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I'll club the next punster with votes!!

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You seem a little teed off. :(

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Mueller is Trumps bogie man.

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Great story, but $5F saying "Fakakta Districts" is like Fakakta South saying "Five-Dollar footlong."

There. By reading this I just wasted five seconds of your time.

And about two minutes of mine because I can only type on my phone with one finger.

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Wasn’t the DNC biased?

And y’all understand that Bernie is less socialist than Justin Trudeau right?

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The end of FB would be a good thing indeed.

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The problem with Bernie isn't his socialism in and of itself. There are a myriad of problems with Bernie, some of which might be related to his socialism, many of which aren't at all.

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Their only idea is to take the wealth of America and hand it over to people who are already obscenely wealthy. Tax cuts, healthcare cuts, pension cuts, welfare cuts. And then just shovel all that filthy lucre over to the piggies.

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They believe in Democracy.White CIS Male Christian Democracy.

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It's a victory for the Constitution.

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