Sure, Orrin Hatch Will Support That Mosque Thing

 
 We all know that Orrin Hatch loves Judaism and singing about his favorite holiday, Hanukkah. But apparently he loves all other religions too. And thus he supports the rights of Muslims to build a community center in Manhattan, if they want to, he said in an interview with a Utah Fox affiliate. No biggie. "And there's a huge, I think, lack of support throughout the country for Islam to build that mosque there, but that should not make a difference if they decide to do it. I'd be the first to stand up for their rights," he said, Muslinly.

Hatch also talks about going to Ted Kennedy to help allow a Mormon temple be built in Massachusetts at the 3: 10 mark in this video. And he does a Ted Kennedy impression.

And then, right after this video was recorded, Orrin Hatch unzipped his old white body to reveal he's actually been a brown terrorist all along. And he shot the interviewer with a laser gun. And then the man's body melted into the ground and turned into a GIANT MOSQUE that was ALIVE and grabbed white people with its giant claws and ate them.

Aww, Orrin Hatch is a sweet old man sometimes. Too bad for him that he is up for re-election in 2012 and the frothing Utah Teabaggers will take him down for this. [ TPM ]