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Why do you waste your time here, if you find pearl-clutching "city folks"(???) so unrewarding? Mebbe you could go to a more rural site to rub elbows w/like-minded dudes who marry teenagers! That would definitely be less "amusing."

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I’m glad he will have more time doing the job he was made for: Picking up dog shit. It’s his wheelhouse.

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If my state rep wasted her time on petty neighbourhood disputes, I'd be PISSED. That's the role of local government. I want my state rep focussed on state issues.

And I just turned 55. I can not IMAGINE being attracted to a 17-year old. Gross, gross, gross.

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My nephew is 17. I don’t want anyone close to my nephew’s age giving me stress.

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Young black women get adultified way too much.

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That is all true, but: is correcting the grammar in comments sections what you wish to do with your one, precious life?

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Her whole 'new life' is a 26 year old divorced African American woman in VA with 4 kids. I truly wish her the best. But her situation, in the State she lives in, are stacked against her. Sad fact of life in American.

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Followed this year with.........

Five months ago, his wife Myrna Morrissey accused her husband of infidelity, manipulation, and emotional abuse. In an Instagram post, Myrna said, “Marrying Joe was the biggest mistake of my life."

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She was really mature tho. :o

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She gave him FOUR children before she was 27. I’m certainly glad she eventually tapped out and saw the light, but she sure went all-in with this scumbag. She was very young tho. His new dog poop pickup service had better pay well. Child support x 4 is gonna be hella spensive.

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Remember how many people defended or went deaf when Allen’s daughter went public about being molested by him? It’s amazing that he’s become something like Michael Jackson, a successful, employed sorta pariah with a reputation for being super creepy and pervy, yet he’s still celebrated by people in the industry. It’s a weird phenomenon.

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Another definition for “dispense” is to “be rid of or do without.” As in, “let’s dispense with the formalities.” So it’s an apt usage.

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Conservative values.

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Yeah, no power disparity there. I hope she adores children, and his new dog poop pickup service is lucrative. Dude is screwed - he’s disbarred, and now his political career (should be) over. But the GOP are always looking for scum like him under rocks to “shake things up” and “tell it like it is.”

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That’s probably a sound policy.

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What a weird example to give. 80-year-olds call their state rep to clean up poop? That’s puzzling.

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