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Michael Bauser's avatar

Of course not. He's a Republican. They "don't see color," remember?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That, sir, would be some high-level trolling.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Sure he does, he knows it well enough to use it as a stick over the head with which to beat anyone who attempts to call him out for the disgusting bile that perpetually spews from his mouth.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It's the downside of having no reflection. That, and ridiculous-looking hair.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

With grape soda?

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Mahousu's avatar

We had a guy like this in our group. When we had a potluck Christmas party, everyone else brought in nice homemade treats. He dropped off a bucket of KFC.

A <i>half-eaten</i> bucket of KFC.

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fuflans's avatar

i'm beginning to think allen west is not a very good congressman.

but maybe that's just me.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

Honestly, with this guy's record of hits, this seems to me one of the <i>least</i> dickish things he's done. I think the Caucus should consider themselves fortunate that he saw fit to immediately walk back out without any additional comments.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>It’s actually more offensive that he dropped off fast food.</blockquote>

This.

Bipartisan reaching-across-the-aisle should never include anusburgers either.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Everybody knows black people prefer Popeye's.

(Or so I've heard.)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

LIberals like the First Amendment; conservatives the Second Amendment. That's pretty much your dilemma.

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