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It proves that surveryors' marks are harmless after all.

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Ah, the soft bigots.

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"Sorry, no money for full scale invasions"

That didn't stop Bush.

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I've never watched House. Watching television usually doesn't make me feel good.

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And said as she left, "I may be brain-damaged, but I'm not stupid."

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Gummi? Teddy? Pedo?

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Armed and often elected, yes.

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Teabaggers will go to their graves rather than pay a tax that keeps them alive.

If only we could figure out how to put this into practice ...

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Nobody wants to watch how sausage gets made. In their pants, I mean.

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nobody would buy our fat stupid diabetes riddled kids.

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More like, "ha ha, I only got shot. You guys had to listen to Louis Goehmert and Joe Walsh for the past six months."

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I looooove Gabby relish on my sandwiches.

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Too bad she couldn't have been more like Ronald Reagan. Got shot and still went back to work. Oh wait. Or Theodore Roosevelt: Got shot while campaigning and finished the fucking speech. He had an entire titanium body. They don't make politicians like that anymore. Now they just put in a titanium spine* and call it good. ______________________ * except Obama = mercury spine

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II have a question about the hobo beans and cardboard diet. Do you salt the cardboard? If so, how can you afford salt Rockefeller?

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I really like this lady. What strength and courage. As for the vote, I think it would have been cool if she voted "no", saying, "look...I've been shot in the fucking head and even I know this is a bad deal for the middle class".

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