Not that anyone will be knocked over with this particular feather, but let's give a little cheer to Mitch McConnell for this bit of chootspah: “Five years later, the stimulus is no success to celebrate,” said the embattled Republican to the Associated Press, “It is a tragedy to lament.”*
Nice to see McConnell standing by his principles. If by "principles", we mean "talking out of both sides of his mouth to keep the sweet grift going".
The country is gerrymandered to the point where no one on the Right can ever be voted out again. Don't improve the lives of your voters, redistrict them until only the people who like you can vote!
They're stupid. And they're Faux viewers. But, I repeat myself. (Shout-out to Mark Twain.)
Unfortunately, it's turtles all the way down.
Nice to see McConnell standing by his principles. If by "principles", we mean "talking out of both sides of his mouth to keep the sweet grift going".
We frequently mock the turtle.
Yes Ted, let's.
Except I don't think Mitch McConnell is the friend to children everywhere. Kind of the opposite.
There are still some <a href="" target="_blank">questions</a> the <a href="" target="_blank">Senator</a> should answer.
They do have a new fancy Ark under construction at the Creationism Amusement Park.
&ldquo;I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.&rdquo;
â Dr. Seuss, Yertle the Turtle
Wattle he think of next!
The country is gerrymandered to the point where no one on the Right can ever be voted out again. Don&#039;t improve the lives of your voters, redistrict them until only the people who like you can vote!
Yerdle the Turdle. Wish it was Rigor-Mortis the Tortoise.