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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

They're stupid. And they're Faux viewers. But, I repeat myself. (Shout-out to Mark Twain.)

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Unfortunately, it's turtles all the way down.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Nice to see McConnell standing by his principles. If by "principles", we mean "talking out of both sides of his mouth to keep the sweet grift going".

PubOption's avatar

We frequently mock the turtle.

SullivanSt's avatar

Yes Ted, let's.

Mahousu's avatar

Except I don't think Mitch McConnell is the friend to children everywhere. Kind of the opposite.

chascates's avatar

There are still some <a href="" target="_blank">questions</a> the <a href="" target="_blank">Senator</a> should answer.

Fartknocker's avatar

They do have a new fancy Ark under construction at the Creationism Amusement Park.

diogenez's avatar

“I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.”

― Dr. Seuss, Yertle the Turtle

The Quirk's avatar

The country is gerrymandered to the point where no one on the Right can ever be voted out again. Don't improve the lives of your voters, redistrict them until only the people who like you can vote!

The Quirk's avatar

Yerdle the Turdle. Wish it was Rigor-Mortis the Tortoise.