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Wombat's avatar

I'm really appreciating that the ads I'm seeing for this story are all for crucifixes.

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Wombat's avatar

I need that pelican picture. :(

In the meantime: ISWYDT

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DahBoner's avatar

Attention Dumbass Christians...http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Quick covert sips from a pack of Nik-L-Nips or Slurpy Sticks usually did the trick for me. (Sip from bottle concealed in fist while pretending to cough.)~ Catholic Schoolboy Pro Tip

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handyhippie65's avatar

i wuz wondering that same thing. it's almost subliminal. or mebbe it's liminal, since it is right there in the open.

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handyhippie65's avatar

one group is about truth, the other about lies. i'll let you decide which is which.

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handyhippie65's avatar

ohh, this is too good. using the shitty end of their own stick against them. satanists are so much fun!

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Only if you're a ROMAN Pagan. Hail Jupiter!

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Discordians have a magazine? And it references Ayn Rand? Those must be those corporate Discordians, like Hagbard Celine.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Has Stang ever done anything that's NOT very odd, including his wife?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs spent the SubGeniuses' legal fund on hookers 'n' blow. ON MARS.

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unionthuggery's avatar

My side gig as Archbishop Psychomantis of the Church of Eris, just got a lot more fun!

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Lizzietish81's avatar

She danced too.

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Aimai's avatar

Oh well done!

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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

I like bunnyrabbits, SATAN, cheese, and milk.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...~

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