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PubOption's avatar

He gave up on precious metals after that business with the thirty pieces of silver.

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PubOption's avatar

Have you got a copy of Andrew Schlafly's "de-liberalized" bible?

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The Quirk's avatar

Bring me that REAL old-time religion: Dagon 2012!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In my professional opinion, she need not worry too much.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nice try, but the Mormons, Evangelicals, and Scientologists got to them first.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, but then they wouldn't be able to force their crazy beliefs on other people. Where's the fun in that?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Imagine if an entire state went officially secular and atheist, and got rid of all blue laws, abortion limitations, anti-gay rules, and other bible-humper nonsense. The freedumb-loving libertarian Constitution-worshippers in Congress would be all over their asses, with a vengeance that would make Iran's mullahs proud.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"you had better believe our elected officials know exactly what's right."

They're only right when they agree with the right wing -- otherwise they're completely wrong (and more proof of what's wrong with big government.)

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I wish I had multiple amounts of thumbs to give you both.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Richard Gere was drinking a coke in the shower when he slipped and fell?

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fuflans's avatar

you know i've said this before and i'm sure someone has said it since but:

we should stop talking to these 20%. we should stop asking them questions. we should stop recording their answers. we should stop putting them on TV. we should stop giving them reality shows. we should stop pretending they have any meaningful input into our national dialogue.

also, it would be really nice if we could stop them from fucking voting.

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fuflans's avatar

nice on the avatar.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah and that fucking yahweh is going kick muscular jesus' fucking ass.

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fuflans's avatar

also, try praying for rain.

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fuflans's avatar

chet i'm coming down to your house and making you clean my computer which has nose filtered prosecco all over it.

and i know you're not all that far from me...

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