A new Baylor Religion Survey shows that one in five Americans wants to dismantle the government and its heathen sets of economic regulations because this segment of politically conservative folks, the religious nutters, believes that the almighty old white God dude gets into a snit and refuses to do His job running the economy effectively if there are actual human beings (i.e. government) standing in the way tweaking the controls. God hates competition, pretty ironically! "They say the invisible hand of the free market is really God at work," said survey co-author Paul Froese. Basically, think of the economy as "sex" and government regulations as "a condom," which makes a socialist public safety net the religious equivalent of an ongoing abortion.
Imagine if an entire state went officially secular and atheist, and got rid of all blue laws, abortion limitations, anti-gay rules, and other bible-humper nonsense. The freedumb-loving libertarian Constitution-worshippers in Congress would be all over their asses, with a vengeance that would make Iran's mullahs proud.
"you had better believe our elected officials know exactly what's right."
They're only right when they agree with the right wing -- otherwise they're completely wrong (and more proof of what's wrong with big government.)
you know i've said this before and i'm sure someone has said it since but:
we should stop talking to these 20%. we should stop asking them questions. we should stop recording their answers. we should stop putting them on TV. we should stop giving them reality shows. we should stop pretending they have any meaningful input into our national dialogue.
also, it would be really nice if we could stop them from fucking voting.
He gave up on precious metals after that business with the thirty pieces of silver.
Have you got a copy of Andrew Schlafly's "de-liberalized" bible?
Bring me that REAL old-time religion: Dagon 2012!
In my professional opinion, she need not worry too much.
Nice try, but the Mormons, Evangelicals, and Scientologists got to them first.
Yeah, but then they wouldn't be able to force their crazy beliefs on other people. Where's the fun in that?
Imagine if an entire state went officially secular and atheist, and got rid of all blue laws, abortion limitations, anti-gay rules, and other bible-humper nonsense. The freedumb-loving libertarian Constitution-worshippers in Congress would be all over their asses, with a vengeance that would make Iran's mullahs proud.
"you had better believe our elected officials know exactly what's right."
They're only right when they agree with the right wing -- otherwise they're completely wrong (and more proof of what's wrong with big government.)
I wish I had multiple amounts of thumbs to give you both.
Richard Gere was drinking a coke in the shower when he slipped and fell?
you know i've said this before and i'm sure someone has said it since but:
we should stop talking to these 20%. we should stop asking them questions. we should stop recording their answers. we should stop putting them on TV. we should stop giving them reality shows. we should stop pretending they have any meaningful input into our national dialogue.
also, it would be really nice if we could stop them from fucking voting.
The Cubs.
nice on the avatar.
yeah and that fucking yahweh is going kick muscular jesus' fucking ass.
also, try praying for rain.
chet i'm coming down to your house and making you clean my computer which has nose filtered prosecco all over it.
and i know you're not all that far from me...