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Chrome Diopside's avatar

and Kavanaugh Brawndo. It's got electrolytes!

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

I'm laughing at your story (not at you). I have that kind of luck with technology too and I talk to it and I scream at it too when it doesn't work (even when it's not Alexa.)

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

Who are the two sour-faced henchwomen in the background?

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More_Cowbell's avatar

According to this tweet, Senators Capito and Hyde-Smith moved over to be behind Collins in that picture; those are not their seats. https://twitter.com/LACaldw...

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Raptor Keeper #FJB👌's avatar

For God's sake stop drinking that dimmtard kool-aid

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Fucking "Wink" home hub can go fuck itself. I want to voice-control my lights by saying what I want turned on or off, and this piece of shit just breaks itself at random. No, motherfucker, I don't want to walk across the room to turn the light off, I paid good money not to have to do that.

Has anyone had a good experience with one of the others? I'm using GE lightbulbs and "fucko" the wink home hub right now, controlled via an amazon echo. It's such a piece of annoying shit.

If I get a solid answer I'll do story tiem.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Good on ya, Suttree. I deleted mine in Feb, I think.

Good to see you back, by the way.

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LastNewDealer?'s avatar

Thank you for performing a deep dive into Vile Diogenes postings. I offer to you correct spelling and grammar, to cleanse your mental palate.

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LastNewDealer?'s avatar

Ironically, Barnabas would help REMOVE the Dark Shadows from power!

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LastNewDealer?'s avatar

Doonesbury’s Lacey Davenport was based on Margaret Chase Smith, according to an interview with Gary Treudeau some years back. I’d LOVE to read what Congresswoman Davenport would have to say about Collins the Spineless Coward

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David Brian's avatar

Is it too soon to say Bye-Bye ASSHOLE Collins?

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reelreeler's avatar

Same here in Missouri, but will vote blue and make sure my friends vote too, even if I have to drive them to vote.

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